You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? Felicity Huffman. Ever since I saw Transamerica, I can't get her out of my head. -Jason — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share Image
You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? Felicity Huffman. Ever since I saw Transamerica, I can't get her out of my head.… — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share
Debbie: Who is that guy? Is that Ben's Rabbi? Is he the one that cuts the penis? Pete: I think it's Matisyahu. — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share
Pete: I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88. Ben Stone: [Mimicks car noise] VRRROOOOM — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share
Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style? Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog. Ben Stone: It's… — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share
You think I'm an inventor? "He created a dick-skin condom, He hollowed out a penis and put it on", what the fuck? -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share
You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderama. -Ben Stone [to bartender] — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share
Pete: Just don't ask me to lend you any money. Ben Stone: Can I just - have some? — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share
Hey, don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out! -Fantasy Baseball Guy 1 — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share
Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out? -Debbie: [to Alison] — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share
Yeah, it's a cure-all. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just smoked some weed. It still clicks, but it's cool. -Ben… — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share
Do you ever wonder how somebody could even like you? The biggest problem in our marriage is that she wants me around. And I… — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share
