Look, at the same time that I don't want to be a celebrity, I understand that when you make movies you put yourself out in the public eye. I'd be a baby and a fool to be like, 'Why are… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
It wasn't like, 'I'ma lose weight and start doing dramas.' I wanted to be healthier, and that was the impetus for wanting to lose… — Jonah Hill Copy Share
It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do. — Jonah Hill Copy Share
I mostly like documentaries, so I always think things that happened in real life are so astounding that why would you make a movie… — Jonah Hill Copy Share
You guys called the cops to get your frisbee out of the pond? Is this really a police matter? — Jonah Hill Copy Share
It's almost like, when someone plays poker for the first time, they might be a professional poker player out of ignorance, just accidentally winning.… — Jonah Hill Copy Share
I think what he means is that he will punch you so many times around the genital region that your dick will fall off. — Jonah Hill Copy Share
Every time you're directing a movie you're kind of building a temporary business. You're hiring all these heads of departments, and it definitely feels… — Jonah Hill Copy Share
I always wanted to be a film-maker when I was younger, not an actor. I was an eight-year-old who dreamed of being a writer… — Jonah Hill Copy Share
I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, "People will LOVE the ninja version of that." — Jonah Hill Copy Share
It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny… — Jonah Hill Copy Share
I think a lot of actors, sometimes what happens I think is that actors finish a movie and they go, 'Oh my god, I'm… — Jonah Hill Copy Share
I mean, being shot in slow motion doing cocaine by Martin Scorsese is, like, maybe every actor's dream. Nothing will compare to it. Except… — Jonah Hill Copy Share
'Funny People' is my favorite performance of myself to date. Even though it's a comedy and there are serious moments, I really felt like… — Jonah Hill Copy Share
