When a man says he wants to meet a girl with a sense of humor, he means one who will laugh at everything he says while her breasts jiggle. — Cheri Oteri Copy Share Image
Chris [Kattan] and Will [Ferrell] and I all went out – I don’t want to say where, because it’s a famous restaurant and it’s Italian-owned and I don’t want any trouble. But I ended up throwing up all night from… — Cheri Oteri Copy Share Image
When I go to parties, there's a moment when I think, 'I really don't belong here.' — Cheri Oteri Copy Share Image
When a man says he wants to meet a girl with a sense of humor, he means one who will laugh at everything he… — Cheri Oteri Copy Share Image
When the other girls had given up their Barbies, I was still playing with mine in secret. — Cheri Oteri Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, I was never purposely blonde. I just got highlights, and then you get highlights over highlights, and then it looks… — Cheri Oteri Copy Share Image
Chris [Kattan] and Will [Ferrell] and I all went out – I don’t want to say where, because it’s a famous restaurant and it’s… — Cheri Oteri Copy Share Image
The makeup person said oh my God what happened to you? I looked like I was in a car accident. — Cheri Oteri Copy Share Image
My sister really drooled a lot when she was younger. For her wedding, I was going to get her one of those lace drool… — Cheri Oteri Copy Share Image
I grew up pretty much entertaining myself. So I know what its like to be in a room by myself and having fun with… — Cheri Oteri Copy Share Image
My sister could fall asleep at the drop of a hat. She would fall asleep on the train. Me, I never slept. Still. I… — Cheri Oteri Copy Share Image
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