“Let me enjoy my fan-wanking. Your what? Let me arrange the story to meet my own personal needs.” — Amanda Stevens Copy Share Image
Societies are like single men; they spend too much time wanking and zero time making love. — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
Societies are like single men; they spend too much time pleasuring themselves and zero time making love. — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
“Frankly, I don’t think I could hang out with you if you weren’t the vice type of guy.” “Well then, you’ll be… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
Ohh how I want to cut of your balls, and feed them to the dogs. I stopped wanking because of you. you… — The Bla Bla Family Copy Share Image
“Embarrassment wasn't what I had in mind. "Put it this way: I'm not really interested in any of them wanking off to… — Georgia Cates Copy Share Image
“Love again: wanking at ten past three (Surely he's taken her home by now?), The bedroom hot as a bakery, The drink… — Philip Larkin Copy Share Image
