You could never be the man that I be. Never go to war with a dude like me. You'd be barking up the wrong tree. Trust me. You could never do that things that I do. You could never spit… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
When I start writing a song, I just try and show you who I am. A goofy kid with some ridicolous skills, who makes witty raps about the Ninja Turtles, Rugrats, Mario, all that good stuff. I'm not your typical white kid trying to act black. Yes, I like to rock fitteds and some cool kicks. But I'm way more… — Chris Webby Copy Share
When I first went for a meeting with my management company, the guy in charge of the place, David Prince, said that it didn't really portray who I was. I agreed. It sounded too much like an angry ass dude who just did a 15 year bid upstate and wants to kill everyone. So me and my boys just kept… — Chris Webby Copy Share
Chillin on Saturn, cruisin in the XR, Everyday I got the best bars, And the best weed same color as Reptar. — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
I rip like a beast when I hit the beats, But it's just weed when they say I'm equipped with heat, please, Shit's leaving… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
We decided to go out, it started going well, The sex was straight ill, plus she was sexy as hell, But she was obsessive… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
She said she liked the rapper type, no matter if their black or white, And I'm like hmm, it looks like I'm gettin' ass… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
I'm righteous, so who fucking with Webster, Stay bangin' out tracks in the lab like Dexter, I'm clever, ever-y day under pressure, Bow down… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
I know I'm smart, I know I'm nice, That's why you can't see me like a poltergeist, Smokin la la la, give that bowl… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
When I was real little my parents raised me on classic rock, so The Beatles, Rolling Stones, and Eric Clapton were what I got… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
I'm stompin in with my boots on, Rollin to the diner with my half off coupon, Fuck, I been burnin since I was newborn,… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
I must say, Eminem is definitely the reason why I originally started rapping, like many other white kids my age. I also remember listening… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
My grass stay fresh cut, sticky icky wet stuff, put it in the next dutch, But last time I had a checkup, the doc… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
