Sometimes in public you don't feel like being "on." But it's OK. It beats working anyday. — Joe Diffie Copy Share Image
She thinks that he looks like Elvis, when he runs his fingers through that jet black hair. — Joe Diffie Copy Share Image
They got love bigger than the Beatles, wild and free like the Rolling Stones. — Joe Diffie Copy Share Image
Fix me up with a mannequin, just remember I like blondes. I'll be the life of the party, even when I'm dead and gone. — Joe Diffie Copy Share Image
