Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes. — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I do the interviews and then I read about myself. I understand it and I get what it is. But there's so much stuff… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story. — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
It's not the norm when creators have any protections with regards to creative control. And so it took some time, I think, for the… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure. — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
Don't get me wrong, it definitely ain't the Democratic Party either. They're so bad, I mean I'm actually starting to believe that John Kerry… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
If your intentions are already bad, and then you still make giant mistakes, it seems like things just get worse. I get little joy… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
I think there's a lot of good and bad to L.A. One of the things you have to consider is that you can, if… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
Once I heard about the electronic voting machines, and how they weren't gonna be audited, and no one would be able to go in… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
That's not saying there's not a bunch of good Democrats. I'm sure there's a lot of people who still haven't figured that out yet… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
You know, Democratic and Republican administrations alike have supported individuals and regimes that have slaughtered millions across the globe. And they need to be… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they're gonna get rich off of the merchandise. — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
I just feel like the country is guilty. I think we should be deeply ashamed for what we've done in Iraq, and we've gotta… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast. — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
