I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
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“I'm sorry. I can't serve him that item," the waitress said, only somewhat surprising her since she had a pretty good idea… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
