I feel like I'm the luckiest person alive. I'm always waiting for that phone call: 'Hello. We've just realized you're really a no-talent hillbilly. We've made a horrible mistake and we'd like you to leave now. — Lance Burton Copy Share Image
I always wanted to go to the Chavez school but I could never afford it when I was growing up so a lot of… — Lance Burton Copy Share Image
That's kind of what we have here. I think we've just grown apart, we have different philosophies, and we're going in different directions, — Lance Burton Copy Share Image
It's new and different every night. The charge you get from a good audience is like nothing else. — Lance Burton Copy Share Image
Harry Collins was the first magician I ever saw back in 1965 when I was five years old. He was doing a magic show… — Lance Burton Copy Share Image
One of the funniest lines in my show was written for me by Alan Bursky. I really want to learn this routine! — Lance Burton Copy Share Image
I'm very happy to be employed. I always contend that in show business that if you're employed, then you're successful. — Lance Burton Copy Share Image
I’ve worked nonstop for 31 years. I’ve counted down myself hundreds of cues for everything in each 90-minute show. I’ve never really taken an… — Lance Burton Copy Share Image
That's sort of like asking a parent who their favorite child is. It's very hard to determine. Sometimes I'll get feedback from somebody who… — Lance Burton Copy Share Image
The dove act? I'm still working on it. I don't think it's perfect yet. I got my first pair of doves when I was… — Lance Burton Copy Share Image
