“There is only good vodka and very good vodka—there is no such thing as bad vodka.” — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple. — Robert De Niro Copy Share Image
“Well, he doesn't fall out of bed and wrap his lips around a bottle of vodka, does he?” — Jodi Ellen Malpas Copy Share Image
Always a new million. Voli's the new vodka. Forty is the new 30. Baby you're a rockstar. — Pitbull Copy Share Image
“See, vodka, that’s drinking. Beer—well, beer is just getting the inside of your mouth wet.” — Tad Williams Copy Share Image
Put vodka in your water bottle and now you're the smartest parent at the school play! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“If this is the start of a better day, I haven't bought nearly enough vodka.” — Dana Bate Copy Share Image
I usually wake up far after breakfast. That's as much as you're going to find out about my dietary requirements other than… — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
If we make people believe that before the age of 16 they got sick drinking vodka, they don't want to drink as… — Elizabeth Loftus Copy Share Image
As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand… — Asne Seierstad Copy Share Image
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As… — Tom T. Hall Copy Share Image
I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
George Jessel’s newest pick-me-up which is receiving attention from the town’s paragraphers is called a Bloody Mary: half tomato juice, half vodka. — Lucius Beebe Copy Share Image
Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, before you know it, Jager… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Without Mona, Hanna felt like a great outfit without matching accessories, a screw-driver that was all orange juice and no vodka, and… — Sara Shepard Copy Share Image
“During the Cold War, widespread alcoholism was always seen in the West as evidence that life under Communism was so dismal that… — Naomi Klein Copy Share Image
What beefsteak is to Argentina, flamenco to Spain, cool reserve and self-control in all situations to an Englishman, what vodka is to… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
It was probably one of the things that gave me a sense of possibility and allowed for me to see beyond the… — Kehinde Wiley Copy Share Image
Of course we got drunk!" Semyon said. "It's okay to get drunk, Anton. If you need to real bad. Only you have… — Sergei Lukyanenko Copy Share Image
“Wine and tobacco destroy the individuality. After a cigar or a glass of vodka you are no longer Peter Sorin, but Peter… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
The best tournament that I have ever played in was in 1950. It was great - a waiter came to you during… — Boris Spassky Copy Share Image
“At the first such gathering, I politely sat with them for half an hour, drank some vodka, and even recited a toast… — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
Vodka is a very deceptive drink, because you drink it and you think, "What is this? This is pointless! It's - you… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
We should do an Adorno reading on Skrillex and vodka sales in Vegas. It's definitely interesting. What's interesting in that music for… — Tim Hecker Copy Share Image
“Allan interrupted the two brothers by saying that he had been out and about in the world and if there was one… — Jonas Jonasson Copy Share Image
I'd heard of Evergreen Care Center before. Cass and I had always made fun of the stupid ads they ran on TV,… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
I followed him through the halls of the enormous church until we got to the staff's kitchen. He went to the fridge,… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I think it takes an amazing amount of energy to convince oneself that the Forever Person isn't just around the corner. In… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
The Winter Woman is as wild as a blizzard, as fresh as new snow. While some see her as cold, she has… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“And the whole time, people kept refilling my cup. Determined not to look like an idiot again, I kept drinking until I… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
The goblins of the city may hold committees to divide a single potato, but the strong and the cruel still sit on… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
