Vanity Quotes by Jack Gardner

“Do not ask questions until you have trained yourself not to know the answers.”

— Jack Gardner

“Never offer advice just to appear concerned.”

— Jack Gardner

“Where utility ends and decoration begins is perfection.”

— Jack Gardner

“A comment that starts with the words "I think" usually means the opposite.”

— Jack Gardner

“Boring is the right thought at the wrong time.”

— Jack Gardner

We think we are being interesting to others when we are being interesting to ourselves.

— Jack Gardner

“Never be angry with something that can't get angry with you.”

— Jack Gardner

“Experience will tell you if you need more of it.”

— Jack Gardner

“The object of your desire is not an object.”

— Jack Gardner

“If you wait long enough, suddenly nothing will happen”

— Jack Gardner