“It's kinda hard to get yourself into a good three-toweler when you got the dick of death.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“So, basically, I have the impossible task of finding a non-smelly, drug-free virgin?” — Isabelle Rowan Copy Share Image
“Lies are like poison. If you get a little but in your system, it spreads until it destroys you.” — Nikki Rae Copy Share Image
“At least you're not being attacked by vampires anymore. That's something.” — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“I can’t let it happen. I can’t risk it. I have to protect you, and I will. With every breath in me,… — J.L. Sheppard Copy Share Image
“The newly developed snarky side of my personality wanted to tell him 'There's no crying in vamp battles.” — Robyn Jones Copy Share Image
“I tell myself that this is okay, but I realize that I don’t have to. This is what I want. Him. Me.… — Nikki Rae Copy Share Image
“Dusk is the time when men whisper of matters about which they remain silent in the full light of the sun.” — Simon Raven Copy Share Image
“The Boogeyman,' he said, just to be sure. 'The Boogeyman killed an employee of the President of the United States.' The president… — Christopher Farnsworth Copy Share Image
“Let's say that it belong to me as much as it belongs to anyone alive today. If I am, strictly speaking, living.… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“The cross. He held one in his hand, gold and shiny in the morning sun. This, too, drove the vampires away. Why?… — Richard Matheson Copy Share Image
“I press my face against his chest, inhale his scent, take comfort from it. "I'm so sorry, Victor. I'm not sure I… — J.A. London Copy Share Image
“They say there is a fine line between love and hate. I once loved Kaleib like a brother, now I hated him… — Amanda Leigh Copy Share Image
“No idea how you figured out the riddle, but you scooped the first prize. Congratulations. You've just won a vacation to a… — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
“Pam. Listen.' 'The phone is pressed to my ear. Speak.' 'Appius Livius Ocella just dropped in.' 'Fuck a zombie!' - Sookie &… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“Michael...Michael got bitten. And now he's a vampire. But he doesn't remember becoming one, and that's a big problem. So if you… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Could I be brave enough to look lower? I could. His black tee shirt licked his hard body and I could only… — Jennifer Loiske Copy Share Image
“Valkyrie made a face. "Bloody vampires." Ryan sat forward. "That was a vampire? That guy who looked like an accountant?" "We don't… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Audiences seem to have a limitless appetite for vampires and for fantasy in general. Unlike many other British actors, I haven't been… — Charles Dance Copy Share Image
“Nico looked very tall and thin wearing a opaque black sweatshirt hoodie and dark inked skinny jeans. His outer physical structure was… — Keira D. Skye Copy Share Image
“So – I am n-nothing more than – than a bloody job?! On top of not knowing why you must look after… — S.C. Parris Copy Share Image
“Up close, Lucas's scent hit him differently. His smell had cloyed and taunted, lingering in rooms where Lucas had been. But now… — Amber Belldene Copy Share Image
“There are stories about "good" vampires like there are stories about the loathly lady who, after a hearty meal of raw horse… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
“... The freshly devoured peppermint she loved lofted from her breath and up to his nose with her loud bellow of Father… — Jettie Necole Copy Share Image
“If one drop of semen contains more life than a drop of blood, why don’t vampires suck cock? Oh wait… Twilight.” — Adam Roos Copy Share Image
“Dear Elizabeth, you cannot know how much joy you bring to my heart...” — Terry Spear Copy Share Image
Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics? — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“All vampires smoke. Smoking’s high on the list of Things You Take Up To Pass The Time.” — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
“If you want vampires and werewolves, faeries, fallen angels or zombies, you won't find them here. I know a real-life monster.” — Stephanie Lawton Copy Share Image
“Vampires and humans; we are all monsters in our own way at the end of a dream, or a nightmare.” — Cameron Jace Copy Share Image
“I ate a rabbit for you." "Is that supposed to be romantic?" "Why? Do you want it to be romantic?" Trent and… — Amanda Leigh Copy Share Image
Gallowglass returned to Sporrengasse with two vampires and a pretzel. — Deborah Harkness Copy Share Image
“You guys just aren’t fair, between your vampire pheromones and your gorgeous good looks, we humans just don’t stand a chance.” — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“Never give up, Never surrender!!!!! If you think you can't, then you must, if you must, then you can..Tony Robbins” — Paula V. Hardin Copy Share Image
