“Like ugly Asian babies, valid superstitions don’t exist. At best, any perceived effect of a superstition is you merely psyching yourself out. Think of it as an asshole placebo.” — Orlando Winters Copy Share Image
“If a couple of gay guys want to throw the gayest, most fabulous wedding of all time, the only way it should offend you… — Orlando Winters Copy Share Image
“Like ugly Asian babies, valid superstitions don’t exist. At best, any perceived effect of a superstition is you merely psyching yourself out. Think of… — Orlando Winters Copy Share Image
“Christians are notorious for acting like used car salesmen, treating non-Christians as if they’re standing there holding a blank check and sporting a hard-on… — Orlando Winters Copy Share Image
“People play the lottery all the time unaware of how mind-bogglingly difficult it is to win. It seems like they take a different approach… — Orlando Winters Copy Share Image
“If you want to get rid of the perceived meaning of curse words, you’ll have to get rid of the feelings which bring their… — Orlando Winters Copy Share Image
