“…you know how hard it is to be utterly, drop dead gorgeous," she said, twirling that shiny instrument of torture she liked to call her hair.” — Tai Odunsi Copy Share Image
“In Poetry class, Professor Sappho teaches us how to compose love ballads. She's a swell teacher and all but I'm not sure I understand… — Tai Odunsi Copy Share
“Even Cronus, the Titan who literally had his kids for breakfast, would find these facts hard to swallow.” — Tai Odunsi Copy Share
“Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert in Woodstock.” — Tai Odunsi Copy Share
“Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids… — Tai Odunsi Copy Share
“She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.” — Tai Odunsi Copy Share
“…you know how hard it is to be utterly, drop dead gorgeous," she said, twirling that shiny instrument of torture she liked to call… — Tai Odunsi Copy Share
“…I bet Echo that she couldn't repeat the following line ten times fast: Cupid's Academy counts kissing cousins as completed conquests cause his classes… — Tai Odunsi Copy Share
“This coming from the god who zinged Guinevere and Lancelot while King Arthur was away slaying dragons.” — Tai Odunsi Copy Share
