A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always looked for someone I could live with, but ended up finding someone I can't live without. Happy Valentines Day. I… — Kalin Leonard Copy Share Image
“I don't care about having a lover on valentines day because all that matters to me is having a loving family for… — Akash B Chandran Copy Share Image
After valentines day guess what? Cuffing season is over! Everybody is going to be breaking up once it gets warm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentines Day Drinks: $80. Dinner: $75. The room: $250. The look on his face when she says Im on my period: Priceless. :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was a sidelines child: never class president, never team captain, never the one with the most valentines in my box. — Lois Lowry Copy Share Image
Valentines day, an excuse for guys to treat girls like princesses, even though that's how it should be everyday of the year... — Kylee Copy Share Image
Hey hope you have a special Valentines Day! You really are beautiful and sweet, I hope we always remain friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you know how I am going to have a great Valentine's Day? I'm got to sit in a bed of roses,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“They'll say you are bad or perhaps you are mad or at least you should stay undercover. Your mind must be bare… — David Rovics Copy Share Image
“Is this human enough?” he asked, raising both arms for inspection then letting them drop. “Will I fit in among the masses?”… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“All coral in every world think of Australia the way that you and I think of Mesopotamia - it is the ancestral… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
Why send roses? Wouldnt it be more romantic to deliver a dozen orgasms? For only $19.95, Ill deliver them to your woman… — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
Am I the only one who dont care about Valentines day ? Its that one time of the year where everyone tries… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In high school, I was crazy in love, and I would make handmade construction paper valentines every month for our monthly anniversaries.… — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
I don't need flowers or choccolates for this comming VALENTINES DAY , coz all I need is your Smile,Hug,Kiss and your caring… — Carla Gualvez Copy Share Image
Happy Valentines Day to all the lovers out there. If you have something good, keep it and cherish it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't have a valentine on valentines day? Get over it,because some people don't have a mother on mothers day or a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Don't get me presents, don't get me roses and don't get me chocolates this Valentine's Day. All I want from you is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes. Only… — Author Name Copy Share Image
“Roses are red, Violettes are bllue, Valentines day is consumerous crap,now don't you have ironing to do" Unlikely thing to read in… — Mock of the week the show Copy Share Image
Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey happy_Valetines_day to those hu dnt hv partners, ur day is… — Precious Lekoma Napo Copy Share Image
Dear bestfriends, I hope all of you loved your valentines day and I hope it was one of the moments that you'll… — Maria Copy Share Image
I've been eyeing you since months but haven't had the guts to come up to you and tell you about the hots… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If love was a rose, I would simply pick it 4u, If it was a gift, I give it 2 u, If… — Unkown Copy Share Image
I have many valentines. My mom and my sister and my directors. I got calls from all of them. And my friends.… — Michelle Trachtenberg Copy Share Image