The best part of being my own date for Valentine's Day is knowing I'm guaranteed to score. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope you enjoy what the Internet told me to plan for you this Valentine's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- dont worry friend, u r at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every second my heart beats for you and tells me how much it wants you. Come stay in my heart forever, my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentines Day is cute and all, but that one person making you feel special daily is priceless. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What do you gift a Valentine who is so cute, hot, sexy, loving, caring and gentle? Nothing but lots of hugs and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is the best day of the year because that's when we get to exchange gifts, express our love and get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait for valentines day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't have to wait until Valentines Day to show someone how much they mean to you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's only one way to say this and that's I love you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day and Black History Month are sad reminders of how lonely and white I am. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just a reminder that your Valentine's Day plans for me will be broadcast in real-time on at least three social media platforms. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey hope you have a special Valentines Day! You really are beautiful and sweet, I hope we always remain friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Valentine's Day to someone who raised me, loved me unconditionally, and made me almost capable of having a functional relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is the perfect time to reflect on all your horrible dating choices since last Valentine's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not what you do for me on Valentine's Day that matters but the amount of jealousy it provokes in others. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LOVE, its not how much rose and chocolate you get its about the love that counts in the person heart — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Valentines Day to all the lovers out there. If you have something good, keep it and cherish it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't have a valentine on valentines day? Get over it,because some people don't have a mother on mothers day or a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After valentines day guess what? Cuffing season is over! Everybody is going to be breaking up once it gets warm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your Valentine's Day be full of all the sinful things people are giving up for Lent. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentines Day Drinks: $80. Dinner: $75. The room: $250. The look on his face when she says Im on my period: Priceless. :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I plan to stare in your eyes for the whole day today. That's my plan for Valentine's Day. How does that sound… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love is about doing all crazy and absolutely insane things and yet thinking it all makes sense. Happy Valentines Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man who has so much love to give, celebrates valentines day every passing day in his heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why does it matter if its valentines tomorrow ? You should always show the one you love that you love them there's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentines day is almost here, this day is about caring and sharing, mostly for those who love one another, Valentines day is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rest assured that however crappy your Valentine's Day is, Instagram can make it look romantic... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you realize Valentines day is approaching fast and the only one who loves you is your pet... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
