“My hard-on isn’t a problem anymore; the sound of Marissa’s voice took care of that. In fact, it almost gave me a… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
The average vagina is three to four inches long but can expand by 200 percent when sexually aroused. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only reason I'm not surprised she slept with him is cause her vagina is rated E for everyone! — Lainie Lindgren Copy Share Image
“A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“...when I look over at Luis in one brief flashing moment his head looks like a talking vagina and it scares the… — Bret Easton Ellis Copy Share Image
“As for her vagina, it was the receptacle of everything ungodly, of every horror, a veritable sepulcher whose fetidity was enough to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For a guy, nothing is sexier than a girl who craves his little guy and can’t keep her hands off of it…… — Roberto Hogue Copy Share Image
“Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“I was worried about my own vagina. It needed a context of other vaginas-- a community, a culture of vaginas. There's so… — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
“I didn’t say you’re a bad person. I just don’t like being a foregone conclusion for the sole reason of having a… — jamie mcguire Copy Share Image
“It's so weird man, it's like the vagina is an elevator door that opens up into this dimension, and sometimes that elevator… — Episode 179 Duncan Trussell (The Joe Rogan Experience Copy Share Image
“God gave man the strength to conquer the world, but God gave woman a vagina to conquer man” — Treasure Blue Copy Share Image
I'm not calling you a slut or anything, but if your vagina had a password, it would be password. — Bella Copy Share Image
Your vagina is like the finale of lost: 10 million people have seen it, everyone was disappointed, and everyone who was in… — Whitney Cummings Copy Share Image
“Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Do not enter, closed for repairs, zombies will eat your face if you try to touch this vagina.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Ô, the wine of a woman from heaven is sent, more perfect than all that a man can invent.” — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
“What if the light we see at the end of the tunnel when we die is really us just being pushed out… — Tia Copy Share Image
“Did I think I'd ever find someone I could live with, she asked me, and I said yes, and she said who,… — Lionel Fisher Copy Share Image
“An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The only reason I'm not surprised that she slept with him is cause her vagina is rate E for everyone — Lainie Lindgren Copy Share Image
“It seemed to me that half of life’s problems would be solved if one of us had a vagina.” — Richard Powers Copy Share Image
“Discipline your sexuality for it has the proclivity to cause a productivity that can influence now and posterity.” — Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha Copy Share Image
“Is that how you get propositioned at the court? 'Mylady, would you be so kind as to allow me to put my… — Erica Dakin Copy Share Image
“Check your vagina. Does it look kind of broken? If so, you probably had a baby. Seriously, mine was all Franken-gina for… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body —… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Moving from phonetics to etymology, ‘vagina’ originates from a word meaning sheath for a sword. Ain’t got no vagina.” — Inga Muscio Copy Share Image
