Sorry the closest your holiday comes to a spiritual figurehead is Adam Sandler — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My summer vacation consists of periodically noticing the exotic beach location I use as a desktop pattern. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happiness consists of living each day as if it were the first day of your honeymoon and the last day of your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My summer vacation is the two months between people talking about Game of Thrones and people talking about Breaking Bad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope you find time on your summer vacation to take breaks from posting photos of your summer vacation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love going on vacation and being able to act like the stupid immature kid that I really am deep down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I’m very busy with schoolwork, of course." "How can she be?" said Ron in horror. "We’re on vacation! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear School Board, I want a six month vacation Twice a year... It would be much appreciated. thanks so much:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to go on vacation with all of my friends and not have to worry about being self conscious...just have fun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the earthquake hit Haiti in 2010, I was on vacation in the Cayman Islands. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most people's vacation involves leaving home. My vacation consists of being home — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love traveling. I love just going about on my own, feeling I have no roots. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Adult: So when do you go back to school Me: can't I just enjoy the rest of my summer without thinking about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I learned years ago when I went to Hawaii that you don't bring puka shells back. You've got to be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Memorial Day weekend will be a vacation from listening to your plans for Memorial Day weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm an independent woman, but I don't mind if you want to buy me jewelry and take me on vacation...just sayin. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“This is the worst vacation ever,” Kelly said as he turned and followed Ty up the steps. “Yeah, we don’t use that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share