A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you. — Jacob Braude Copy Share Image
A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can… — Jacob Braude Copy Share
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached. — Jacob Braude Copy Share
Always behave like a duck: keep calm and unruffled on the surface, but paddle like the devil underneath. — Jacob Braude Copy Share
The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the… — Jacob Braude Copy Share
The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past. — Jacob Braude Copy Share
No woman is likely ever to be elected President - they never reach the required legal age. — Jacob Braude Copy Share
The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it. — Jacob Braude Copy Share
Junior was being chided for his low grades. Little Robert, who lived a few doors away, was held up as an example. "Robert doesn't… — Jacob Braude Copy Share
You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along. — Jacob Braude Copy Share
