High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
I'm getting to a point where everything is becoming streamlined in my life. I'm learning how to stand onstage for two hours and play… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
I'm a good man with a good heart had a tough time, got a rough start But I finally learned to let it go. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
Anybody who's made it will tell you, you can make it. Anyone who hasn't made it will tell you, you can't — John Mayer Copy Share Image
I have these accidents, these mistakes, these self-inflicted wounds, and then I tear my head to shreds about it for days. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
I knew what I wanted to do when I was 13 and I had to go through four years of high school to get… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
We're supposed to lose our friends to time, at an age when we're ready to agree to the terms of having lived a long… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
I need to learn how to start saying no. Like when someone says ‘please stop choking me.’ — John Mayer Copy Share Image
By the time I recognize this moment, this moment will be gone. . . But I will bend the light, pretend that it somehow lingered on — John Mayer Copy Share Image
Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
Ninety-nine percent of my life is still completely common. I do have a golden helicopter. I fly it to Malibu. But other than that,… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
