I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Religion is a giant used car, and preachers have proverbial quotas.” — David Silverman Copy Share Image
I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting... — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I have no belief in the system. So Sonny is perfectly at home (in Washington D.C.). Politicians are one step down below… — Cher Copy Share Image
I'm feeling like a used car. My body's shot, my rear end's dragging and I can't keep my hood up. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Vintage. That was what the used car sales automaton had called the little white car. Three hours later, she learned that vintage… — Rita Stradling Copy Share Image
I've never been big on cars. When I first got to Hollywood, I bought a used car from Avis. I drove that… — Vince Vaughn Copy Share Image
I've been looking at used car bargains. I'll frankly confess I'm scared to death of Fords. I've seen and heard of so… — Bess Truman Copy Share Image
A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The devil is a cross between a really good used-car salesman and a game-show host, but with a lot more style and… — Ray Wise Copy Share Image
Bowie and McCartney arrived, and the biscuits and caviare started and I left immediately. I don't like shouting across rooms, with people… — Billy Childish Copy Share Image
I did many other things before I ever got into the movies. I've been in so many businesses, it's a joke. All… — Sean Connery Copy Share Image
If, while watching the sun set on a used-car lot in Los Angeles, you are struck by the parallels between this image… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
“Today more than ever, we are in need not only of godly pastors and Bible teachers, but also godly lawyers, politicians, diplomats,… — Christian Overman Copy Share Image
I was the best man at my younger brother's wedding and at the time part of my roast to him was I… — David Plouffe Copy Share Image
America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
I think the way I do things would be difficult to teach somebody to do. They need to get another good used… — Bernie Ecclestone Copy Share Image
Let's face it, the human body is like a condominium apartment. The thing that keeps you really enjoying it is the maintenance.… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Now. Maybe you think it is arrogant or self centered, or ridiculous for me to believe that God bothered to wiggle a… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Jim Greenfield’s The Taxman Cometh will undoubtedly put a smile on the face of even the most dedicated big government freeloader. In… — Lars Larson Copy Share Image
“You might have noticed that I have been sending you used books. I have done this not to save money, but to… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
There's conflict in everything, just trying to buy a used car you deal with people that you don't want to deal with,… — Maynard James Keenan Copy Share Image
Through its prohibition on birth control, the Church has suggested that the only right way to have children is through biological reproduction:… — Nancy Mairs Copy Share Image
“ The interaction with the unaccountable, self-regulating business called "modern medicine" is analogous to buying a used car from a stranger: you… — Rolf Hefti Copy Share Image
When you buy a used car, you kick the tires, you look at the odometer, you open up the hood. If you… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
“Our team of specialists is well trained, certified and highly skilled to fix your auto body repair and remove any car dent… — Mission Viejo Auto Collision Copy Share Image
“We would have won, but the other guys gave the deal away.” “The customer selected us technically and thinks we are the… — Ben Horowitz Copy Share Image
“All real estate agents should be put on a decommissioned naval frigate which is then towed out into the deepest part of… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
I'm limitless bitch so don't tell me what my limits is/ Lemon in ya eye and I shine so they squint a… — Tactics Copy Share Image
Thirty-five years ago, being a cook was the same as being a used-car salesman. — Wolfgang Puck Copy Share Image
When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good… — Larry Lujack Copy Share Image
There is a crisis in America. That crisis is divorce. It is easier to get out of a marriage than (to get… — Mike Huckabee Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used like a used car salesman uses people. I know, because I used to sell cars. Well, technically… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
For years, TransCanada has been selling the Keystone XL pipeline to Americans with all of the enthusiasm of a used car salesman… — Tom Steyer Copy Share Image
“Like a valet who commits grand theft auto not to go for a joy ride but to open a used car lot,… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
Librarian like Stewardess, Certified Public Accountant, Used Car Salesman is one of those occupations that people assume attract a certain deformed personality. — Elizabeth McCracken Copy Share Image
