I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
I'm getting to a point where everything is becoming streamlined in my life. I'm learning how to stand onstage for two hours and play… — John Mayer Copy Share
I'm a good man with a good heart had a tough time, got a rough start But I finally learned to let it go. — John Mayer Copy Share
Anybody who's made it will tell you, you can make it. Anyone who hasn't made it will tell you, you can't — John Mayer Copy Share
I have these accidents, these mistakes, these self-inflicted wounds, and then I tear my head to shreds about it for days. — John Mayer Copy Share
I knew what I wanted to do when I was 13 and I had to go through four years of high school to get… — John Mayer Copy Share
We're supposed to lose our friends to time, at an age when we're ready to agree to the terms of having lived a long… — John Mayer Copy Share
I need to learn how to start saying no. Like when someone says ‘please stop choking me.’ — John Mayer Copy Share
By the time I recognize this moment, this moment will be gone. . . But I will bend the light, pretend that it somehow lingered on — John Mayer Copy Share
Ninety-nine percent of my life is still completely common. I do have a golden helicopter. I fly it to Malibu. But other than that,… — John Mayer Copy Share
I get recognized somewhere in between like local meteorologist and national meteorologist. — John Mayer Copy Share
I mean, I’m quite happy. I’m happy in all aspects of my life. I'm very happy in all aspects of my life. — John Mayer Copy Share
