Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
A lot of players in Europe aren't as tall as the other guys, so they have to be stocky to physically compete. — Freddy Adu Copy Share Image
“It seems that in the USA that those who should be jailed respond by targeting those who expose them with termination.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“After leaving the largest solar power plant in the USA, I went on to become a world leading expert in Radio Wave… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
It means a great deal to have the faith and trust of so many people who share the view and vision I… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
America is a nation with many flaws, but hopes so vast that only the cowardly would refuse to acknowledge them. — James A. Michener Copy Share Image
I don't believe America will justifiably make an unprovoked attack on another nation. It would not be consistent with what we have… — Dick Armey Copy Share Image
Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. Whats wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“Unfortunately, the board of directors that the middle managers report to generally make them aggressive. Imagine being hired into a company and… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
Actually, when I saw it in USA Today, I just, Candace Parker was, we were warming up in practice and she was… — Pat Summitt Copy Share Image
Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
We're [the USA] not going to go attack anyone. We're going to be really cool. We're not going to be exceptional anymore.… — Eric Bolling Copy Share Image
“They fought together as brothers in arms They died together and now they sleep side by side To them we have a… — Chester Nimitz Copy Share Image
I do have a plan for the country [the USA]. It needs education. And there should be drug education - only people… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
Every city, every town, every region in USA has these weird things - the way they pronounce words, or what they call… — Michael Schur Copy Share Image
Everything we've done has been designed to make sure that we address that number one priority. That's what the sanctions regime was… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Nobody should ever mistake and think that our country [USA] is weakened, or that authority is diffuse and unspecified, and that we… — Michael Bloomberg Copy Share Image
“With the single exception of the American Revolution, the aftermath of all revolutions from 1789 on only worsened the human condition.” — Arnold Beichman Copy Share Image
The USA won't be competitive or fair if we don't help more families give their kids the best possible start in life. — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
The power of the people pervading the proposed system, together with the strong confederation of the states, will form an adequate security… — John Dickinson Copy Share Image
USA is suffering between imperialists and anti-imperialists. That is the situation. The most powerful country in the world is on its way… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
I don't think President Obama has been that revolutionary in reaching out to ethnic communities. President Reagan did a lot for the… — Terrence Howard Copy Share Image
“The most dangerous electrical equipment I ever worked on was at one of the largest electrical utility company’s in the USA!” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
I didn't get nervous when I ran, but I get nervous watching other people now. I root for anybody with a USA… — Gail Devers Copy Share Image
President Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and their team have failed the American people, and that is why their majority will soon… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
“Caleb Omotunde, a versatile artist with a passion for creativity. Alongside his writing career, he is an accomplished painter, capturing the essence… — Caleb Omotunde Copy Share Image
“It is a sad state of affairs in the USA that for the sick and the poor that jail offers better benefits… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
I think that there is a strong argument that our [USA's] leadership, our strength, our influence begins with having an economy that… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
If you feel strongly about people having abortions, don't have one. But we are a country - USA - that likes to… — John Irving Copy Share Image
[CNN, USA Today] they've got 24 hours to fill. You know, how many times can Anna Nicole Smith's baby get a new father? — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Remember, remember always, that all of us, and you and I especially, are descended from immigrants and revolutionists. — Franklin D. Roosevelt Copy Share Image
When I invented the Web, I didn't have to ask anyone's permission. Now, hundreds of millions of people are using it freely.… — Tim Berners-Lee Copy Share Image
Funny that all of Nixon's crimes - anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars - are all legal now. Discuss. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Mexico and the USA are friends, partners and allies and should continue to work together for competivity and development across North America. — Enrique Pena Nieto Copy Share Image
Decisive action has been taken on the home front with passage of the USA Patriot Act, which has strengthened the hand of… — Roger Wicker Copy Share Image
Independence Day is not only a time of celebration...It is also a time for family bonding,sharing memories and unity of thoughts. Happy… — Louaiq8 Copy Share Image
Rather than starting a new inferno in Iraq, our energies would have been better spent in extinguishing the existing fire in Palestine. — Iqbal Sacranie Copy Share Image
Ive just taught thousands of people over the radio in the USA how to mend broken watches and broken house appliances. I… — Uri Geller Copy Share Image
“It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days… — Charles A. Beard Copy Share Image
In the USA, where so many people compete for one and the same thing, where job opportunities, residential facilities, and food resources… — Ndabaningi Sithole Copy Share Image
![“Actually, when I saw it in USA Today, I just, Candace Parker was, we were warming up in practice and she was underneath the basket shooting and I just said, 'Hey Candace! I enjoyed what I read in the paper today about your decision [to stay].' She just started laughing and I did too. So I haven't…” quote by Pat Summitt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/477/pat-summitt-2987_baskets_actually-when-i-saw-it-in-usa-today-i-ju_2601326.png)
![“We're [the USA] not going to go attack anyone. We're going to be really cool. We're not going to be exceptional anymore. Everyone's on an equal playing field. I mean that's dangerous. That's more dangerous than making this deal with Iran.” quote by Eric Bolling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e96/eric-bolling-9033_dangerous_we-re-the-usa-not-going-to-go-attack-any_3214299.png)
![“I do have a plan for the country [the USA]. It needs education. And there should be drug education - only people should be taught how to smoke pot, because even potheads don't know how to smoke pot. I've evolved into not only an activist, but an educator. I want to show people how, when, and why…” quote by Tommy Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b28/tommy-chong-4039_activist_i-do-have-a-plan-for-the-country-the-usa_1521499.jpg)
![“Nobody should ever mistake and think that our country [USA] is weakened, or that authority is diffuse and unspecified, and that we are vulnerable.” quote by Michael Bloomberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a57/michael-bloomberg-1293_authority_nobody-should-ever-mistake-and-think-tha_3032417.png)
![“I think that there is a strong argument that our [USA's] leadership, our strength, our influence begins with having an economy that is producing good jobs with rising incomes, and I see the connection there.” quote by Hillary Clinton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f7/hillary-clinton-51_argument_i-think-that-there-is-a-strong-argument_561112.jpg)
![“[CNN, USA Today] they've got 24 hours to fill. You know, how many times can Anna Nicole Smith's baby get a new father?” quote by Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/639/jon-stewart-455_24-hours_cnn-usa-today-they-ve-got-24-hours-to-fi_2516478.jpg)
