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Ur Dad Quotes by Barry Lyga

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(Man, I wish life had emoticons, you know? So that when your dad pisses you off you could like click a mental button or something and just show him one of those rolleyes. That would rock) Anyway.

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“Psychologist: "This, ah, is a new sort of, ah, psychopathology that we're only now beginning to, ah, understand. These, ah, super-serial killers have no, ah, 'type' but, ah, rather consider everyone to be their 'type.'" Gramma: "Did you hear that?…

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“People can wonder and ponder and imagine all they want. But their curiosity does not entitle them to enter my world.”

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“See, forgiveness doesn't happen all at once. It's not an event -- it's a process. Forgiveness happens while you're asleep, while you're dreaming, while…

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“Can they, like get fingerprints from her neck? Can they catch the guy that way?” “This guy isn’t an amateur. He probably used gloves.”…

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“Someone's on the rag," she chides, then grabs her crotch as if adjusting a cup. "And it's not me.”

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“That last voice in his head. It hadn't been Billy's. It was his own.”

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“Once he gets inside your head, you're dead.”

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Here’s the thing about baseball-it’s not the individual sport I thought it was. Turns out I was wrong about that. Yeah, the batter is…

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This is why I forgive, but I don't forget. When you forget someone, the forgiveness doesn't mean anything anymore.

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You don't swing at any pitch. You swing at the ones you can hit.

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“I'm such a sleep pussy.”

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Maybe Rachel was right all along. Maybe the past is past, history is history, and you just push it aside and look for the…

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Josh Mendel has a secret. Unfortunately, everyone knows what it is.

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