Do I wake up every day and thank God that I live in 21st-century Britain? Of course not. But from time to… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
My parents' marriage was already shaky when I came along. They split up when I was five, and I didn't see Dad… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
Where you have 20 people who all share roughly the same educational and life experiences, they're going to come up with the… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I get recognised a fair bit. It goes up when 'Peep Show' or the sketch show is on the telly or when… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I've been sort of coasting on 'Peep Show.' So now it's kind of, 'When I grow up, I'm going to have to… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I'm knackered. I'm knackered all the time. My stupid, tiny children wake me up at 5:48 A.M. every single morning. — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I grew up in Lincolnshire, trying to get the daughters of farmers and policemen to like me. It didn't go well until… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
Like most men, I can't say I am thrilled my hair's falling out, but then, if I really cared, I suppose I… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
We got our revolution out of the way long before the French and the Americans. The monarchy was restored, but the sovereignty… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
When I was 18, I was halfway up the Eiffel Tower with my friend, Tom, when we decided to stick our heads… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
We have a family holiday once a year, usually abroad, but that's it. I feel I should have holidays for my family's sake, but… — Robert Webb Copy Share
He likes 'Confetti,' and he doesn't like 'Star Wars.' I think that just relieves us from the burden of ever having to take Mark… — Robert Webb Copy Share
Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a thug. And… — Robert Webb Copy Share
I'd kill to be 'Doctor Who.' Maybe they could make the Doctor two people? He has got two hearts, after all. — Robert Webb Copy Share
“And yes, women do it too – of course they do. The difference is that they haven’t been encouraged since childhood to wear a… — Robert Webb Copy Share
Where you have 20 people who all share roughly the same educational and life experiences, they're going to come up with the same solutions… — Robert Webb Copy Share
I don't care where you went to school. There - have I made your day? No? All right, I'll go further: I also don't… — Robert Webb Copy Share
My parents' marriage was already shaky when I came along. They split up when I was five, and I didn't see Dad all that… — Robert Webb Copy Share
It was quite an honour when 'New Woman' magazine voted me 88th sexiest man in the world. I think I was one in front… — Robert Webb Copy Share
I had a friend at college who took being poor very personally. He started showering in the sports centre next door and said he… — Robert Webb Copy Share
Like most men, I can't say I am thrilled my hair's falling out, but then, if I really cared, I suppose I would wear… — Robert Webb Copy Share
Ukippers are the kinds of fools who haven't noticed they're sleep-walking towards fascism. Many UKIP candidates are of the age when their parents fought… — Robert Webb Copy Share
“The great thing about refusing to feel feelings is that, once you’ve denied them, you don’t have to take responsibility for them. Your feelings… — Robert Webb Copy Share
