I don't know and probably never will know enough about the true nature of the universe to tell anyone else what to believe, and I've come to distrust the words of those who have presumed to do so. — Pete Hautman Copy Share Image
“Murphy's face went through several mutations as he spoke, as if small animals were scurrying about just beneath his skin.” — Pete Hautman Copy Share
“Dear Miz Fitz, My boyfriend is superhot so a lot of girls think up reasons to talk to him. It drives me... ...Out of… — Pete Hautman Copy Share
We connect through our dreams. Like we could be a thousand miles apart and I'd still know you were there. — Pete Hautman Copy Share
“People in groups are like sheep. Like, when your very best friend is surrounded by other people, she cares more about what everybody else… — Pete Hautman Copy Share
“Guys have four personalities: the one they use with their parents, the one they use around other adults, the one they use for talking… — Pete Hautman Copy Share
“Do they really think that attending mass will make them better, or happier, or save them from an eternity of hellfire? Maybe they do.… — Pete Hautman Copy Share
“He's kinda shy. Maybe I should ask him out." "I think it's more traditional for you to trick him into asking you out. That… — Pete Hautman Copy Share
“...TV was entertainment of the last resort. There was nothing on during the day in the summer other than game shows and soap operas.… — Pete Hautman Copy Share
“I didn't know what to say, but one thing was for sure: The Bank of Ted was closed.” — Pete Hautman Copy Share
“Anyway, the reason I hate communion isn't the meat-eating component. I get hungry enough, I'll eat anything. The reason I hate it is because… — Pete Hautman Copy Share
