If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?' — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Would you believe it's harder to find a virgin than a unicorn in New York? — Naomi Novik Copy Share Image
We're not mad at God, just like atheists don't hate Santa or Unicorns, they're just not there! — Hemant Mehta Copy Share Image
“He read? Oh my God, guys that read were like unicorns. They only existed in fairy tales.” — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They'd reveal… — Ashley Purdy Copy Share Image
“You sound too good to be true, Frankie. Do you have a suit of armor and ride a white unicorn as well?” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
Not everyone can or will love you. You could run a cotton candy and unicorn farm and someone's gonna think you're an… — Kathryn Budig Copy Share Image
There are a few exceptions, however, to this rule that our projection of ourselves is lower than the facts of Nature, and… — Odell Shepard Copy Share Image
So this is what it's about? This is your mature response to go off into the mountains rather than talking about it… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“They'll say you are bad or perhaps you are mad or at least you should stay undercover. Your mind must be bare… — David Rovics Copy Share Image
We keep hearing from [Barack] Obama and Hillary Clinton and Washington Republicans that they're searching for these mythical moderate rebels. It's like… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
So wary as to disappear for centuries and reappear but never caught, the unicorn has been preserved by an unmatched device wrought… — Marianne Moore Copy Share Image
“Horse: Fuckin' knight in shining armor. Might wanna trade your bike in for a pretty pink unicorn to ride, seein' as you're… — Joanna Wylde Copy Share Image
The rainbow in place of the unicorn? Why didn't God just restore the unicorn? We animals would have been happier with that,… — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
Have you seen Frances?” He tilted his head to the right. “I believe she’s off rooting about in the bushes.” Anne followed… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“A man breaking his journey between one place and another at a third place of no name, character, population or significance, sees… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
Ruin, weariness, death, perpetually death, stand grimly to confront the other presence of Elizabethan drama which is life: life compact of frigates,… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
There are a few exceptions, however, to this rule that our projection of ourselves is lower than the facts of Nature, and… — Odell Shepard Copy Share Image
“There’s a unicorn in there bin hurt badly by summat. This is the second time in a week. I found one dead… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“I’m not trying to impress you,” he replied, glancing up at the front of the room. “Gads,” he said, blinking in surprise.… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
Unicorns are soo magical! SO IS YOUR BIRTHDAY! They poop out rainbows!! But you make everyone smile! YOU'RE SOOOOOOO AWESOME! I'M SO… — Jasmine Copy Share Image
“Only one who has nothing to lose, and everything to gain, would commit such a crime. The blood of a unicorn will… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock. — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
On Tuesday, Utah Candidate Mia Love became the first black Republican woman elected to Congress. She's also a Mormon. Yeah, a black… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I've always loved reading fantasy. I used to pick out all the books in the library that had the little unicorn sticker… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I want to be rich enough that, without being cruel, I could buy a horse, a white horse, and permanently attach a… — Jacob Anderson Copy Share Image
Take criticism, smash it into dust. Add color and use it to paint breathtaking images of unicorns frolicking through endless fields of… — Matthew Gray Gubler Copy Share Image
I fear it, for her sake. It would mean that she too is a wanderer now, and that is a fate for… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
The unicorn halted in her slow, desperate round of the cage, realizing for the first time that the magician understood her speech.… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
At restaurants, I carry paper and markers and tell everyone to draw a picture with a unicorn, an octopus and an explosion.… — Julie Bowen Copy Share Image
I think that it will be the mobile technologies, both from the enterprise and the consumer side, where super unicorns will come… — David Sze Copy Share Image
“Let's put it like this; men like Berkley, like me, we don't get a no for an answer, a girl who says… — Carolina Soto Copy Share Image
I get kind of tired of the "But it's your life!" attitude about memoir. I wrote. I engaged in artistic production. I… — Lidia Yuknavitch Copy Share Image
I've never loved the name "Rainbow" - it seems like a name you'd give to your stuffed unicorn - but I really… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
Most people say, "Show, don't tell," but I stand by Show and Tell, because when writers put their work out into the… — Colson Whitehead Copy Share Image
“Oh please," Scout said."Don't take that tone with me. You know you'd love to have a minion. Someone at your beck and… — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
Heroes know that things must happen when it is time for them to happen. A quest may not simply be abandoned; unicorns… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
Whatever can die is beautiful — more beautiful than a unicorn, who lives forever, and who is the most beautiful creature in… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
“Why did they go away, do you think? If there ever were such things." "Who knows? Times change. Would you call this… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
Then what is magic for?" Prince Lír demanded wildly. "What use is wizardry if it cannot save a unicorn?" He gripped the… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
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