Sometimes, when I see that girl in every school you know, plastered in makeup, always pouting, skirt so high it's mistaken for underwear, I think to myself; — Lucy Copy Share Image
Yeah, there's probably been times when I'm watching cable and seeing there's like three movies that Jack's in and I'm sitting hogging a bag of Cheetos in my underwear and I think 'God, what happened to me? Why can't I… — Kyle Gass Copy Share Image
