“Somebody tell Uncle Sam the ultimate stimulus package is a bottle of Viagra.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I received my Greetings from Uncle Sam in May 1943. I applied for the Air Force. — Desi Arnaz Copy Share Image
If 10 percent is good enough for the Lord, it ought to be good enough for Uncle Sam. — Paul Broun Copy Share Image
You can pay Uncle Sam with all your overtime, is that all you get for your money? — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
Pray to God I washed my hand, but I be damned 2012 100 racks to Uncle Sam. — Kendrick Lamar Copy Share Image
You ain't talkin' paper, dawg, so you don't understand. Spazzin' on these niggas, bitch I'm going H.A.M. Taxin' all these niggas call… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
...The war (WWI) cost your Uncle Sam $52 billion. $39 billion was expended in the actual war period. This expenditure yielded $16 billion in profits. — Smedley Butler Copy Share Image
“When I pour a bowl of Uncle Sam’s cereal, I never know if I should stand when I eat, salute it first,… — Chila Woychik Copy Share Image
“I can Grandma like nobody’s business. Hey, mind your own, grandpa, before I go all Uncle Sam on your ass.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I may drink too much and play too loud, hang out with a rough and rowdy crowd. That don't mean I don't… — Tracy Byrd Copy Share Image
If you thought car maintenance was covered by Uncle Sam and you never saw a bill, what would keep your from getting… — Lisa Kennedy Montgomery Copy Share Image
Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Uncle Sam is forcing integration only because he's trying to impress the people of - abroad that he's morally qualified to be… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
China has been there for 3,000 years, has contempt for the barbarians, is overcoming a century of domination, and simply moves on… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
The U.S. government uses cash accounting. That is illegal for any enterprise of any size in America except for the U.S. government.… — Jim Cooper Copy Share Image
Nor must Uncle Sam's Web-feet be forgotten. At all the watery margins they have been present. Not only on the deep sea,… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
Additionally, this tax forces family businesses to invest in Uncle Sam rather than the economy. When families are forced to repurchase businesses… — Todd Tiahrt Copy Share Image
If you're familiar with my man Uncle Sam, you understand the only way you can actually feel better about what he's gonna… — Curtis Jackson Copy Share Image
If we are enforcing what should be the rules around Medicare and making sure the people are getting the bang for the… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
You have phantom income each year. No money is being put in your pocket, but you have to take some money out… — Scott Walker Copy Share Image
After Hitler was destroyed, there was the threat of Stalin, but it was always the world pressure that was upon America that… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
When you expand the civil-rights struggle to the level of human rights, you can then take the case of the black man… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
“The 1940s was the heyday of pledges and oaths.* In Boy Scout halls, homerooms, and Elks lodges, people were accustomed to signing… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“They were liberating Harrisonville, showing the hypocrites and phonies and $$$-squirrelers and chokeragged Yesmen some puffed-up balls. They were widening the mental… — Joe Eszterhas Copy Share Image
I often use the iPhone as an example of how governments shape markets, because what makes the iPhone ‘smart’ and not stupid… — Mariana Mazzucato Copy Share Image
“Gilbert: How Clark Gable turn every women's head so? Foolish young English girls would see a movie star in every GI with… — Andrea Levy Copy Share Image
“America was exhausted. The libertarians had made freedom unbearable, the evangelicals had made faith unbearable, the social justice movement had made equality… — Scott Alexander Copy Share Image
“WHITE AMERICANS HAVE A VERY UNUSUAL SENSE OF HISTORY. They make it up as they go along, constantly revising to suit their… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
What is patriotism but love of the good things we ate in our childhood? I have said elsewhere that the loyalty to… — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
“When we begin to get in this area, we need new friends, we need new allies. We need to expand the civil-rights… — Joy James Copy Share Image
“How did you end up in all this? Working for Rubicon, I mean?’ She shot him a look, and he wondered if… — James Swallow Copy Share Image
“What was shocking were the rewards my father's cousins had gathered in the intervening couple of decades. They farmed now on thousands… — Philip Connors Copy Share Image
“George Powers of Little Rock, Arkansas, made a statement which was read at a public indignation meeting in Los Angeles on October… — Juanita Brooks Copy Share Image
“I was afraid of anyone in a costume. A trip to see Santa might as well have been a trip to sit… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
“Dare I admit it? Dare I confess? America, land of supermarkets and superhighways, of supersonic jets and Superman, of supercarriers and the… — Viet Thanh Nguyen Copy Share Image
“You just take and take don´t you? Out there with your thumb in the air—not a care in the world, just grabbing… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Somewhere in between are the rest of us natives, in whom such change revives long-buried anger at those faraway people who seem… — Joe Bageant Copy Share Image
