I mean, I would have loved to have kept on being a big television star. If that's the way things would have broke, I… — Gabe Kaplan Copy Share Image
When I first came to do shows in Vegas, I followed the usual entertainer's syndrome - I played craps and lost. — Gabe Kaplan Copy Share Image
I think people will believe anything about someone they haven't seen for a while. — Gabe Kaplan Copy Share Image
In show business, you had levels. I was at the top of the TV end of it. — Gabe Kaplan Copy Share Image
I could've always worked shows, clubs, Las Vegas and Atlantic City, but I was successful in business ventures, and things weren't happening in show… — Gabe Kaplan Copy Share Image
Maybe 10 times a year I'll do a corporate date, but no casinos or no nightclubs or no comedy clubs. — Gabe Kaplan Copy Share Image
I lived in Miami for a while, in a section with a lot of really old people. The average age in my apartment house… — Gabe Kaplan Copy Share Image