“Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant 'idiot'.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Can't we do anything about it?" - "No!" - "Then I can't see the sense in panicking", said Twoflower calmly” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Perhaps it was the spell, in its years of living in Rincewind's head, that affected his eyes. Perhaps his time with Twoflower,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Twoflower didn't just look at the world through rose-tinted spectacles, Rincewind knew--he looked at it through a rose-tinted brain, too, and heard… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You see," the tourist went on, "you know that thing you do with seaweed?" Bethan, brought up on the Vortex Plains, had… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“That's old Twoflower, Rincewind thought. It’s not that he doesn’t appreciate beauty, he just appreciates it in his own way. I mean,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
