Life is like Twitter. You can't control what people say and do. You can just follow or unfollow them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WhatsApp deliberately obfuscates their apps' binaries to make sure no one is able to study them thoroughly. — Pavel Durov Copy Share Image
I think kids today are going to look at their Facebook postings like bad tattoos one day. — Steve Stoute Copy Share Image
I like the app where you can make your own memes. I make memes all the time and send them to my… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
You know you're on your period when everyone around you has an attitude problem. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“If we don’t create the thing that kills Facebook, someone else will.” — Antonio Garcia Martinez Copy Share Image
If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Being able to write a tale within a Tweet some would say was mighty sweet” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
Once upon a time you could actually unplug and it wasn't, like, a weird thing. Now your friends will say, 'I'm fasting… — KiKi Layne Copy Share Image
I never like it when a celebrity goes on Twitter and says, 'This isn't true!' It is what it is; I tend… — Harry Styles Copy Share Image
I'm kind of obsessed with Instagram. I like the fact that you can really express yourself. Obviously, there are limits, but you… — Stella Maxwell Copy Share Image
On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone. — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
As a kid, I would've loved to get a tweet from David Bowie or Joan Rivers or Tom Cruise. It's great that… — Boy George Copy Share Image
“That’s a glowing recommendation. Hey, at least he’s not a serial killer. I’m going to put that on my Facebook profile.” — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
I star you, you star me, we're a happy family! -This is what I'm usually singing while starring your tweets, guys. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Right when I thought somebody actually cared about me, the Facebook notification turned out to be a Farmville request. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I got on Twitter, that was the first time I was able to have lasting relationships with outsiders. And even though… — Megan Phelps-Roper Copy Share Image
“You could spend hours following the trail of a single dispute, through smoking battlefields of interlinked comments threads and screen shots and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look, I don't have a Facebook page because I have little interest in hearing myself talk about myself any further than I… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
I'm not ashamed of my social media following, my Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot, or the tough time I had in my LPGA… — Paige Spiranac Copy Share Image
Social media is great because you can get information out there quick or you can use it as a ministry tool, but… — Jeremy Camp Copy Share Image
Society these days: (facebook) *slut sends nudes* - eventually gets sent around. - too many pregnent teenagers. - direspect, rude and igorant.… — Kiara Leigh Copy Share Image
I was eating an orange the other day and a friend said, Did you know nothing rhymes with 'orange?' So, I threw… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Google helps us sort the Internet by providing a sense of hierarchy to information. Facebook uses its algorithms and its intricate understanding… — Franklin Foer Copy Share Image
I don't know how you can justify leaving any engagement behind in the social Web of 2011. — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
For those who woke up in a Fussy mood this morning do me a favor, punch your spouse in their fucking face. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm so used to the hating on social media. I don't even give it a glance anymore. — Kelly Kelly Copy Share Image
As the auto mechanic said to the Scoutmaster whose car horn was broken, Beep repaired. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We're all getting in trouble on Twitter - just get off and use your Instagram. — Sean Baker Copy Share Image
It makes me sad; I had to stop seeing my fans. It is like mental self harm to go and read my… — Ashnikko Copy Share Image
When scoops are just tweeted out, I think a lot of the context can be lost. — Ed Henry Copy Share Image
No man should be on Facebook. It's an invasion of everyone's privacy. I really cannot stand it. — Christina Hendricks Copy Share Image
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I really hope that you all understand that social media doesn't count at all. Twitter doesn't count at all. — Joe Maddon Copy Share Image
I've never had a MySpace or a Facebook page. I avoid that entirely. — Haley Joel Osment Copy Share Image
