Twitter Quotes · Page 65

That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again.

— Anonymous

My browser's recent history is your facebook, your photos, and your twitter.

— Anonymous

I'm on Twitter every single week. It's sort of like being a playwright standing in the back of the theater.

— Peter Paige

Dear Facebook, I can't believe you still haven't gotten that dislike button. Sincerely, YouTube.

— Hussein Nishah

I hate having family as friends on Facebook. It makes me think twice about what I want to post.

— Anonymous

“the horror of social media – that it gives us the impression we are in control of our virtual identities,”

— Anonymous

Um excuse me, girl with 5000 Facebook pictures...we knew what the fuck you looked like in the first 3.

— Anonymous

WOMAN, LIBERATED, a female who has sex before marriage and a job after.

— Nikhil Saluja

Reading my old fb status and wondering how much have I changed in last couple of years or rather say how life…

— Jatin Tanwer

I took nine years of French, but I can't remember any of it. I realized on the plane ride over that if…

— Nikhil Saluja

Ironically, I originally wrote the tweet with Jews and thought, That might give offense. And so I thought I better change it.

— Richard Dawkins

I don't engage in social media, which has its good and bad sides, I guess - but the good side is when…

— Hilarie Burton

There are certain days I will get home, and something will pop up on my Twitter, and I will just cry about…

— Kelsea Ballerini

Twitter is short-form, real-time, and text-based. It's built for instant alerts and rapid consumption. It is an ideal system for delivering sips…

— Om Malik

Fed up with twitter obssed people who tweet and get reponses to the most mundane happenings or make out their lives are…

— Author Name

I love Twitter in particular because it allows me to grow and see how people feel about the decisions I make. My…

— Jon Jones

I don't have a Facebook or a Twitter account, and I don't know how I feel about this idea of, "Now, I'm…

— Scarlett Johansson

I would argue heavily that the time that has been allocated to social used to come from television, and people are benefitting…

— Gary Vaynerchuk

I see social media mainly just talked about as if it has just changed us technologically and in terms of data. I…

— David Baddiel

“Social networks are more than just repositories for trivial, snap judgments; they are more than merely convenient outlets for mindless joy and…

— Roxane Gay

It's crazy how your mind works because you can receive hundreds and thousands of all these love posts and all this good…

— Danielle Brooks

“Facebook is a ghetto for the creative part of society. It was created so the rest of society can function without having…

— Martijn Benders

The international limit on mobile texting, or SMS, is 160 characters. We wanted Twitter to be entirely readable and writable on every…

— Biz Stone

I don't have an editor on Twitter. I have an editor in the paper, and so I tend to be less precise…

— Maggie Haberman

Facebook keep updating but why they dont add a 'dislike' button.

— Author Name

Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!

— Sarah Silverman

Social media criticism: you only see it how much you want see it.

— Scott McTominay

You can game the social media in the short run, but not for long.

— Seth Godin

The only thing Facebook and Twitter have in common is that you're able to block annoying fuckin' users.

— Nikhil Saluja

I make a point to tweet out really funny comments I get on YouTube videos. I have the most ridiculous ones.

— Clairo

As a young adult, we all go through things now on social media. It's a part of our everyday lives.

— Justine Skye

Before I put 'Blue Lights' out, I deleted my Instagram and everything and started again.

— Jorja Smith

Everything is forgivable if you leave after a one night stand, as long as you were good in bed.

— Nikhil Saluja

The tenth social network, and limited only to college students with no money, also terrible. Myspace had won.

— Sam Altman

Clingy boys are like notifications on a Facebook status you should have never liked.

— Anonymous

My sisters and I, we haven't done much, but there are already fake social media pages for us!

— Sistine Stallone

I don't have a Facebook and I don't have a Twitter or anything like that.

— Sean Payton

“(“I don’t use [Facebook]. And I have many concerns about their people and how they do business.”)”

— Nick Bilton

It (Twitter) closes the six degrees of separation to one degree of separation

— Gary Vaynerchuk

When you are following me on Twitter, you are literally following my life. I think that's pretty cool.

— Justin Bieber