If twitter was highschool my penis would be the spam in every hot chicks inbox. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If all your tweets are about what other people are doing wrong, maybe it's time to go to your happy place. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how everyday seems the same, yet when you look back a lot has changed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That one moment when you post a question and someone dose it right after you — Megan Sartin Copy Share Image
“Thought for the day: Twitter...140 character limit...must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers...” — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
Apart from using it to spread the word about my translation company Blue Elephant and to talk to fans, I find social… — Chinmayi Copy Share Image
Can you imagine watching 'All in the Family' and having an outlet like Twitter? Where you could discuss it while it's happening?… — Jim Rash Copy Share Image
I think social media is so important; the young bands have certainly embraced that and used that to their advantage. — John Oates Copy Share Image
I can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I definitely get inspiration from the 'gram. I mean, Instagram is Google, essentially. I love looking at pictures of beautiful women. — SZA Copy Share Image
Social networking platforms like Facebook and Twitter should be urged to adhere to business practices that maximize the safety of activists using… — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
Through social media, young people are constantly being pinged about a whole slew of potentially better matches or social activities. — Robin Marantz Henig Copy Share Image
…maybe the whole Internet will simply become like Facebook: falsely jolly, fake-friendly, self-promoting, slickly disingenuous….” - Zadie Smith — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
I haven't tweeted once in my life, but I'm sick of hearing about it already. What once may have been the cool… — John Ridley Copy Share Image
With social media, so many people have anxiety and depression because of it. Of course technology is somewhat good, but it can… — Michael Phelps Copy Share Image
People spend hours constantly checking and tweeting and Facebooking. And it's cool to check up on your friends and see what's going… — Ty Segall Copy Share Image
The thing I really like about Twitter is the speed with which information reaches me. You find out things from Twitter long… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
I have used Twitter for so many things, from places to stay, places to go, things to do, things I need, medical… — Amanda Palmer Copy Share Image
They [the Travelers] know everything about the year that they're coming into. But you can know everything and still be tripped up… — Eric McCormack Copy Share Image
On social media people tend to show off, and post their most attractive picture, and moments that are most likely to give… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
On March 5, 2011, protesters stormed the Egyptian state security headquarters. In real time, activists shared their discoveries on Twitter as they… — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image