God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can never really say whats' on your mind, when your family is on Facebook. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I think the most impressive thing about the activity tab on twitter is that I never use it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's a little bit of a 'if you can't beat 'em - join 'em' mentality for me when I think about Twitter. — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
Your pregnant is the only AprilFool joke you women got? Find a new joke cause that been played out years ago — Deon Crockett Copy Share Image
I won't use Twitter. Twitter posts are thought-farts. I don't care about unconsidered thoughts of the moment. — Ellen Ullman Copy Share Image
The country would be a lot better off if we stopped having comment sections. And if we got rid of Twitter. — Colin Powell Copy Share Image
Children are nowadays very fluent in telling their own stories; they use social media all the time. However, very few people ask… — Alice Rohrwacher Copy Share Image
“...some say Twitter seems trite and lacks weightiness - but in actuality, it lends itself to poetry - it can be very… — John Geddes Copy Share Image
The thing about Twitter is it goes directly to your phone like I sent you a text. It's so powerful, it's unbelievable. — Dana White Copy Share Image
Relationships are best kept of facebook, if your a jealous person it will only cause you more fights then it's worth. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Social media can connect you with other people in so many wonderful ways - but it can also make you really sick… — Jami Attenberg Copy Share Image
It surprises me that criticism on social media is worst than ever... more and more people tend to seek perfection in others. — Karol G Copy Share Image
By linking with friends and ultimately strangers and building those relationships, social media is reweaving the social fabric that can then be… — Simon Mainwaring Copy Share Image
I have two teenage sons, and they're both surviving, thriving, and having a great time, and they're always on social media. — Paul Bloom Copy Share Image
When I wrote 'Goose' I gave my assistant my password, she locked me out of Twitter, and I wrote the book in… — Dawn O'Porter Copy Share Image
It's just the most rewarding thing ever - being of service to other people. It gives you a sense of accomplishment, of… — Carl Nassib Copy Share Image
“If you disagree with something, it's easier to say 'you suck' than to figure out and explain exactly what you disagree with.… — Paul Graham Copy Share Image
“I suspected Molly wanted the pictures to send to her friends on Twitter and Facebook, the ones that I was not supposed… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
Social media provides us the opportunity to think before we 'speak', giving us a better shot at reasoned dialog. So it's not… — Paul Biedermann Copy Share Image
It seems everyone is converging on a simple set of facts: Our lives are digital, and we wish to share our lives.… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
I think if you look down the road for Twitter, we would like to be a company - a service - that… — Dick Costolo Copy Share Image
“Right now we live in an age of extreme Political Correctness. It has gone way too far. I hope it's just a… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
