“Our society has led us to believe that everybody is on the internet these days. Contrary to popular belief everyone is not… — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
I've got a Facebook page, but I've never put anything on it. I've got a presence on all the social networks, in… — Robert Smith Copy Share Image
You can always win an argument with a lady during your last few minutes of your life by telling her that she's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Snapchat built an elegant, incredibly well-thought-out tool to make it fun, simple, and frictionless for normal people to share snippets of their… — Justin Kan Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you comment on someones facebook status and they completely ignore your comment, but keeping answering everyone elses comments. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter is about creating whatever persona you want to create and either sticking with it or changing it or evolving it or… — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
I nagged the person who took this photo until they uploaded it to Facebook and tagged me in it, even though we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop editing yalls pics. what if you go missing? how you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm on Twitter. I created my account for my fans, and I do respond back once in a while, because they're so… — Taissa Farmiga Copy Share Image
Twitter seems just to be constant updates; it seems to me as promotional tool where people talk themselves up, and I don't… — Tristan MacManus Copy Share Image
People want everything quick and now. We live in the age of social media and hyper digital. Tweets are published in less… — Aeriel Miranda Copy Share Image
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
When a plane lands in the Hudson and there's a Twitter user on the ferry taking a picture of it, Boom. That's… — Biz Stone Copy Share Image
My daughter was the one actually who believed in social media - she pushed me to get into Instagram, Snapchat, and everything… — Anastasia Soare Copy Share Image
I'm having a really bad day. Every traffic light was green so I wasn't able to check twitter for 20 minutes. Someone… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Speaking out against social media giants like Facebook is intimidating, particularly when I come forward as a whistleblower. — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
I'll sometimes go a week or two without tweeting, and then when I'm in the mood, tweet loads, and clog up people's… — Derren Brown Copy Share Image
“If you do not report the number of dead bodies found and missing people reported, it will eventually become known to the… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“If all of a sudden the number of friend requests in your profile increases, understand that the thirty days block period of… — Himmilicious Copy Share Image
Today, I believe everybody's their own brand, and everybody has their own brand and they curate their own brand on their Facebook… — Kenneth Cole Copy Share Image
“What is Tumblr anyway? Is it like Facebook?" "No, and you're forbidden to get one. No parents allowed. You guys already took… — Angie Thomas Copy Share Image
Mf say facebook fuck up there relationship mf stop you fuck up yor relationship on facebook doing dumb shit I no someone… — Tony G Copy Share Image
If an artist can take two minutes to tweet a fan and make his or her day, why wouldn't they take advantage… — Cole Swindell Copy Share Image
I'd be lying if I said certain comments don't affect you. We're human beings. I had to zone out of it and… — Ryan Mason Copy Share Image
I feel like it's social media that's opened that door. We're able to accumulate and generate our own fan base. Once we… — Saweetie Copy Share Image
I feel like the reason people feel like they know me is because I'm giving you myself in the music. There's where… — J. Cole Copy Share Image
It Is Not Important To have Long Friend List On 'Facebook and Whatsapp'.. But It is Important To Have atleast One Friend… — A Copy Share Image
I ignore the vast majority of things people say to me online. Sometimes, I respond. But all you see is the response. — Trevor Bauer Copy Share Image
On Twitter one lady said, I've seen corpses that look better than Shirley.' I saw the picture she was talking about that… — Shirley Ballas Copy Share Image
People have become desperate to reduce everything, including each other, to mindless categories of good and bad, as if the world can… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
I believe there is no natural ceiling on the revenue Twitter can generate. I also believe that Twitter's reach can become more… — Chris Sacca Copy Share Image
Logging on to Facebook in the morning is like saying; Here! Have a bowl of drama to start your day off. It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social media can help or hurt you. People are more into other people's lives than their own. Everyone sees everyone else's success… — Karen Civil Copy Share Image
“Logging into Facebook in the morning, I felt like some sort of indentured servant. “O Lord Facebook, I have come to pay… — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
Everybody says not to respond to people on social media, but I'm not about to let my reputation be known as a… — Bryson DeChambeau Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you're talking to yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A lot of my time, effort, and focus is spent on 'WhatsApp'. And that, to me, is more valuable and rewarding than… — Jan Koum Copy Share Image
The only people with power today are the audience. And that is increasing with Twitter, Facebook, and everything else. We cater to… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I'm in control of my social media, I can shut it off when I want to and when it gets to in… — Anya Chalotra Copy Share Image
Someday social media might, hopefully in some small measure, wake up to the fact that other people's failures are not your successes. — Vir Das Copy Share Image
