She: Do You Think Im Fat Now.? Me: No Baby, You Have Just Become My Teddy Bearfrom A Barbie Doll..!! ¥ — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook creeping yourself to make sure there's nothing for other girls to hate on... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm just here for the discourse of self-fulfillment through social media. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is my Facebook news feed all about babies, engagement rings, and weddings? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All tweets are tasty. Any tweet anybody writes is tasty. So, I try to have each tweet not simply be informative, but… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
“For your business to stand out and succeed, you have to put a primary focus on the social media space, go in… — Brian E Boyd Copy Share Image
Everyone who complains about all the drama that goes on, on facebook are usually the people causing the drama because nobody else… — Universalclockwork Copy Share Image
I'm obsessed with reality TV anyway - I use my knowledge of that stuff to make jokes on Twitter and Facebook to… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
I've never gone on Facebook and am not sure I understand it. The same goes for Twitter. I have someone sending tweets… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
'Old Town Road''s the peak of me doing whatever I want to do with music. I was like, 'This one is special,'… — Lil Nas X Copy Share Image
I just got engaged. My fiancée won't take my name because Lisa Levin sounds awful. So she's just going to remain Lisa… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
2006, I started 'WineLibrary TV.' To build 'WineLibrary TV,' I started using Facebook, Tumblr, and Twitter in 2008. — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
This is one of the good parts of being a freelancer - you get to choose the spot you're going to be… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
Despite the constant clamor for attention from the modern world, I do believe we need to procure a psychological space for ourselves.… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
Social media itself is not protest. To tweet is not to protest physically. To do a Facebook post, and though it's critical… — Michael Eric Dyson Copy Share Image
If you're a Texas Supreme Court Justice hopscotching across 254 counties, trying to tattoo your name onto the noggins of millions of… — Don Willett Copy Share Image
The great thing about Twitter is, you get a lot back, and I read through a lot, and I want my fans… — Elizabeth Banks Copy Share Image
If someone hurts me on social media, I want to tell them that they've hurt me. I believe you should say what… — Ginger Zee Copy Share Image
When I was first writing 'Feed' - which was the first book I published as Mira - I talked about it very… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
As a writer and sometime activist who needs to promote my books and articles and occasionally rally people to one cause or… — Douglas Rushkoff Copy Share Image
My page is junk, because I hate putting anything to do with me on the site, it just feels wrong. — Colin Greenwood Copy Share Image
I think the Huffington Post has been inventive and presents what it aggregates well. — Jill Abramson Copy Share Image
Some ppl dnt like my posts, As dey believe I take thr likes really serious...!! — Sandhu Copy Share Image
Tears running down my face like rain, who would have ever thought that love would come with so much pain. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you're a representative, and you can use social media as a tool, you essentially become the media. — Anna Paulina Luna Copy Share Image
Facebook has just suggested I poke my gf. Yeah good one facebook...i v been trying for weeks... — Lawrence Copy Share Image
This is facebook don't like my story get the fuck off my page BYE!!! — Danielle Hall Copy Share Image
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Every time I check Facebook, I get sick of my friends' pointless dramatic posts!” — Malak Abu Shanab Copy Share Image
Doctor: A person who kills your disease with pills and you with bills. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you first joined Facebook you never knew how many family members had one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Coolest way to end the conversation in Facebook is by just LIKE the comment... — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
Animal testing is a terrible idea. They get nervous and give the wrong answers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
