Twitter Quotes · Page 140

I have had to come to terms with the fact that I am hooked on Twitter. Not good.

— Yotam Ottolenghi

I wish Twitter would notify me when someone UN-followed me, that way I could go star it.

— Green Monk

DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

— Nikhil Saluja

Someone asked me what book I read of the summer. I replied with, "Facebook."

— Anonymous

I read the newspaper every day just to see if there's anyone I know in the obituaries or the underwear ads.

— Nikhil Saluja

Husbands are like guns ... keep one around for long enough and you're gonna want to shoot it!

— Nikhil Saluja

Ladies don't be afraid to get naughty. Rock his world and leave him begging for more!

— Nikhil Saluja

“Social media isn't something that you "do", instead you have to "be" social.”

— Peter Thomson

That annoying moment when you log in to a social network website and BOOM you find a girl with duck lips…seriously it…

— Anonymous

I don't need to go onto Facebook and pretend to have friends I've never even met. To my mind, that kind of…

— Stefanie Powers

Facebook has woven itself into the fabric of our lives and the foundation of the Internet. I think everything will be redefined…

— Ruchi Sanghvi

As I've said before, I'm a big fan of social media because it allows players and fans to interactive but it can…

— Adebayo Akinfenwa

“Social media is a small, tip-of-the-iceberg, visible manifestation of the change we’re facing: the gatekeepers are gone.”

— Justin Wise

Social media are fundamental to communicate and understand what happens in the world. It's a point of view and an immediate commentary.

— Franca Sozzani

I ended my Twitter account a week after I got on the show. I felt like, "This is not a good tool…

— Mireille Enos

There is a Twitter account apparently dedicated to my brows. I do not Tweet on it, but... they talk about who they've…

— Lily Collins

“everyone is a narcissist. Our generation grew up thinking that everyone wants us to Tweet them our every thought. We can’t wait…

— Douglas E. Richards

I'm not very active on social media. I'm not on Facebook or Twitter or Instagram, or anything like that. But I think…

— Alexander Skarsgard

It's funny: I spend time in the book criticizing social media, but I'm also aware that a lot of my success is…

— Kim Stolz

My friends on Twitter didn't abandon their beliefs or their principles - only their scorn. They channeled their infinitely justifiable offense and…

— Megan Phelps-Roper

Twitter is the perfect complement to television. TV has always been social. You talk to the person you're sitting next to on…

— Dick Costolo

It doesn't matter if it's social media or radio media or television media - it's all media, and it's all marketing. It's…

— Scott Borchetta

For many people it's Facebook, or sports on TV, whatever it is. I have my own demons that I battle. But whatever…

— Jess Walter

One of the big no-nos in cyberspace is that you do not go into a social activity, a chat group or something…

— Judith Martin

We never saw Google+ Circles or Facebook Lists as reflective of the way our friendships play out.

— Evan Spiegel

Police should arrest people tweeting under the influence of stupidity.

— Nikhil Saluja

“There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your fucking life.”

— Andy Borowitz

Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Twitter instead

— Anonymous

If anyone ever accuses me of bias - on Twitter, say - they're blocked straight away. It simply isn't true.

— Jonathan Agnew

I never see a tombstone that said, died from not forwarding to ten people

— Anonymous

I'm on Twitter. I love Twitter because I'm kind of voyeuristic. I don't tweet, but I look at other people's.

— Max Minghella

Facebook is like going to school u always meet new people but not the ones you wanna talk to

— Anonymous

Twitter is important, but it's not more important than protecting your soul.

— Melanie Scrofano

Philosopher: A masochistic fool who will be considered a genius once dead.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and relationships.

— Nikhil Saluja

I think Twitter is kind of boring, to be honest. To me, it's not even real life.

— Jen Kirkman

If you want to cry use a tissue, not your Facebook status.

— Anonymous

You know, I try not to pay attention to social media very much.

— Steve Harwell

LOVER(S), A person who could only be more perfect if your partner turned into a pizza at 4:00 am

— Nikhil Saluja

Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.

— Anonymous