Twitter Quotes · Page 137

Don't get shock if I unfollow you. It was completely your fault (for thinking I am different).

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook are an amazing team, a brilliant team. It's a technology that brings people together.

— Bono

I hear YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are merging to form a super Social Media site - YouTwitFace.

— Conan O'Brien

Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper?

— Anonymous

On Facebook a girl may not reply to your hi but she'll definitely reply to your compliments!..

— Ritu Ghatourey

I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sorry but after facebook I'm not going to twitter! I grew up to be a leader not a follower

— Mikal Eguia

There are only 2 things wrong in family reunion. The family thing & The reunion thing.

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't think I'll ever get used to the pressures of fame. I have two-pointsomething million followers on Twitter, and if I…

— Josh Hutcherson

I actually got online and went to check my e-mail, and I always look at the top news, and I saw my…

— Michelle McCool

If everytime you and significant other get back together and you have to update your relationship status on Facebook for the whole…

— Brittany Young

Social media is taking over everybody's life. To the point where actually meeting new people and talking to them seems weird.

— Anonymous

We're all posting and clicking and sharing, but we're not devoting enough attention to get anything meaningful from it all.

— Shawn Amos

I definitely think we're living in a world or generation where we need constant gratification and adoration with Instagram and likes, and…

— Colleen Ballinger

The awkward moment when you think you know someone and then realise that you've never met them, you've only seen them on…

— Anonymous

I dont go on YouTube. I check my front page messages on MySpace, but that is literally it. You only have to…

— La Roux

Google helps us sort the Internet by providing a sense of hierarchy to information. Facebook uses its algorithms and its intricate understanding…

— Franklin Foer

I was eating an orange the other day and a friend said, Did you know nothing rhymes with 'orange?' So, I threw…

— Nikhil Saluja

Some writers may hate interacting on social media. And if you do, don't do it, because it shows. If you are uncomfortable…

— Sylvia Day

We should look at the Twitter records of Andrew Fraser. Clearly, the ship was on remote control, because he spent all of…

— Campbell Newman

Look, I don't have a Facebook page because I have little interest in hearing myself talk about myself any further than I…

— Jesse Eisenberg

“You could spend hours following the trail of a single dispute, through smoking battlefields of interlinked comments threads and screen shots and…

— Anonymous

When I got on Twitter, that was the first time I was able to have lasting relationships with outsiders. And even though…

— Megan Phelps-Roper

“It’s like you said, it’s all about P.R. these days. Brand management. Social networking. The corporatization of our own experience. We’re all…

— Adam Nevill

“Today I fed him right off the bat, and only checked Facebook twice.”

— Chila Woychik

I am so smart, I am so smart, S M R T, I mean S M A R T.

— Nikhil Saluja

To those who wish to shape the nation's political dialogue, social media is dangerous.

— Ajit Pai

Trolls simply detest the very sight of dwarves (uncooked).

— Anonymous

I got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's getting breasts, one's getting whiskers. My life is over.

— Nikhil Saluja

If I can use my social platform to get help in finding someone a bed, then what's the harm?

— Akshara Haasan

The rarest sight in the world is a woman who is happy with photographs of herself.

— Nikhil Saluja

I keep a small circle. I'm not, like, a big social media guy. All I have is Instagram, and I'm rarely on…

— Jordan Poole

I've got about 5 million followers on Twitter, and if I tweet anything, there will be faux outrage.

— Gary Lineker

I think I put a lot out there on social media and I shared probably more than I should have.

— Shanna Moakler

Sometimes I want to sit on my right hand so it feels like someone else is stopping me from masturbating.

— Nikhil Saluja

Why do people post good night on facebook like we give a shit that there going to bed. ya GOOD NIGHT !!!

— Kevin McCarty

Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.

— Anonymous

“Since when did psychiatry become one big, fat Myspace survey?”

— Nenia Campbell

That awkward moment when you're Facebook creeping on someone and accidentally friend request them.

— Anonymous

Twitter's designed to reduce the language, directly out of 1984! It's Ingsoc!

— Alex Jones