Twitter Quotes · Page 100

Facebook the only new form to see that people are still alive out there

— Simphiwe

I was just about to get up and do something useful with my life but then I read a motivational tweet.

— Nikhil Saluja

What you're seeing, certainly on Instagram, is not real, not a reflection of real life, not an interaction.

— Alice Eve

Whether or not Twitter makes you stupid, it certainly makes some smart people sound stupid.

— Bill Keller

I try my best to try to respond to people, especially through Twitter.

— Kat Von D

If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother.

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't care what the trolls say on social media and I don't always respond to them.

— Shibani Dandekar

I'm obsessed with Tumblr. I love looking at all the pictures!

— Kendall Jenner

I can give you high blood pressure just on the phone by criticizing you. On the other hand, I can send a…

— Deepak Chopra

Somewhere along the way, when we were building social media products, we forgot the reason we like to communicate with our friends…

— Evan Spiegel

When you have a bad game the social network isn't exactly your best friend. People tend to go after you a little…

— Eddie Lacy

The first year I was on 'Les Mis' there was strictly no filming backstage, then slowly social media proved invaluable to building…

— Carrie Hope Fletcher

I dont give a fuck if this shit gets large or not, just have to show these clowns running around facebook with…

— Anonymous

Facebook and Google are essentially an advertising duopoly, and we have almost no idea how their algorithms work.

— Zephyr Teachout

What Facebook meant to me..? An application to update my fav. things, like soccer, mobile models, latest movies AND LATEST but USELESS…

— Chakshu Aggarwal

Social media is a really cool way to tell your story to people who are interested in hearing it. It's not getting…

— Greg Behrendt

Every comment, every tweet, every snap, every second of my life is viewed and it affects people. It does become daunting, and…

— Nikita Dragun

“What's Facebook? It's where moms like me post about how much we love the husbands who annoy the living bejesus out of…

— Bunmi Laditan

I do love Instagram, and my kids are with me, like, 24-7, so it's inevitable that they'll be on there. And honestly,…

— Britney Spears

Facebook has more than 1 billion members, which by population makes it the third largest country in the world—somewhere between India and…

— Phil Cooke

Q: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator? A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's…

— Pinho

“And yes, I like to crochet. Again, I’ll ask that you not fucking judge me, because it’s my birthday, because my charity,…

— Lili Valente

“The reality of social networking sites is that they provide platforms for online personae to interact with other online personae. Importantly, such…

— Marilyn Yalom

“In the absence of a global tracking system to effectively track pedophiles and checkmate their activities, the door will continue to remain…

— Oche Otorkpa

Facebook tracks & records every site you visit on the Internet while you're logged into Facebook.

— Anonymous

Ladies, As long as you're good looking & decent in bed, you can act as crazy as you want. We men won't care.

— Nikhil Saluja

You can still say whatever you want to say on social media, but you have to be willing to stand by your…

— Candace Owens

Just because we're friends on Facebook , don't mean I'm your FRIEND .

— Janna Marley

I believe in the age of the Internet, Facebook and Twitter, that relationships are everything.

— Tom Peters

I Twitter quite a bit, and try to send out some funny stories.

— Lil Jon

Whenever I get a tweet that's trying to promote a thing someone cares about, I'm like, "how annoying!"

— Phil Elvrum

Am I the only one who thinks it sounds desperate when someones facebook status says something like

— Anonymous

I understand Twitter much more than I understand Tumblr.

— Rowan Blanchard

Former social media user who got sick of it all when I was banned at Digg in 2007. Now Im back.

— Anonymous

Twitter has to be about art. It can't be about banal things. Banal things and art are two different worlds.

— Alex Scally

My experience on 'Blue Peter' would have been very different if social media had been around.

— Richard Bacon

I don't understand this whole Twitter, Facebook stuff. I don't get it. Make a phone call. Talk to somebody.

— James Avery

I was an early adopter of everything from Myspace to Twitter, and I think they're just fads, like CB radio.

— Ben Miller

Sometimes you just have to sit down and ask your parents if they sold your soul.

— Nikhil Saluja

I wish people would learn from their mistakes and not keep making the same exact ones, damaging themselves.

— Nikhil Saluja