Some people just need to change their status updates to, 'Needs attention.' — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Im waiting to see the first Intervention episode on A&E for a Facebook addict. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I wish Facebook would notify me when people deleted me, that way I could like it. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Facebook needs to add still banging my ex as a relationship status option. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I find it funny when people who arent friends in real life are friends on Facebook. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Facebook delete and block, the modern way of saying, Go f*ck yourself. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Why is it that there is an Unlike button only after you Like it? — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Have you ever thought if they added You Tube, Twitter, and Facebook together it would be called: You Twit Face! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I love when people say to me¦ Omg! Your so funny on FB. If they only knew about my awesome copy &… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
If Facebook really wanted to entertain us, theyd make it a requirement for people to share their mental status in addition to… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Think; we have imaginary farms, cities, and animals. It is okay to poke people and write on walls. Facebook is a mental… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I think its funny when someone updates their status with a depressing quote or about something bad that happened, and then people… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option? — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Life is like toilet paper, youre either on a roll or youre taking sh!t from some @sshole! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share
It's the lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believe in myself. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share
You are the twinkle of my eyes; The smile on my lips; The joy of my face; Without you I am incomplete. Relationship doesnt… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share
EXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share
I love that since the day you came into my life, everything's been perfect. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share
3 2 = one heart praying 4 you. 1 + 1= two eyes looking for you. 3+2= five senses missing you. 4+3= seven days… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share
Each and every day, I try to make some sense of this. What you mean to me, I know it could be serious. Each… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share
The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option? — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share
An important element of friendship is communication, and thats the reason why my fingers are still pressing the keys on my phone. Because I… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share
Do you ever get the feeling that youre being watched? Because if its bothering you, Ill stop. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share
We should take the pledge that Till our last breath we will fight terrorism, We will protect our country with all we have Happy… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share
No one can go back and make a new beginning, but anyone can start from now and make a happy ending. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share
