If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably unfriend me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will try my best to get onto my social media etc whilst I'm away. Not sure how good the Internet is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Google+ is the gym of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you're old enough to fear seeing Facebook photos of your friends in bathing suits. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Myspace is to social media what bologna is to meat. It technically is, but not really. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Twitter, Sometimes I need more than 140 characters to describe what's on my mind!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never talk down about your relationship on Twitter or Facebook. Don't let people know when your home isn't happy, that's when outsiders… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't know whether liking a sad status shows your support, or if it means you like their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls used to get undressed for their husbands only.. in 1995 girls started to get undressed for the money.. in 2012 girls… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mark Zuckerberg was the owner of the Facebook Steve Jobs was the owner of Dell AND I was the owner of right… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is now basically like watching a long series of commercials while my high school friends try to show me pictures of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A retweet is like setting up a blind date between 2 friends. You think they'll get on but you just do the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm fairly sure that my cute next door neighbor thinks I'm a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook, Twitter and even in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LAUGHBOOK CRYBOOK PUT ALL YOUR BUSINESS OUT THERE THEN WONDER WHYBOOK. TRUTHBOOK, LIEBOOK, INDIRECT SUBLIMINAL REPLYBOOK. LOVEBOOK, HATEBOOK, QUICK TO GIVE ADVICE… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Ever wonder exactly how much time you've wasted posting--and poring over--photos and status updates on Facebook? So did we. In advance of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nearly everybody gets twitterpated in the springtime. [. . . ] You begin to get weak in the knees. Your head's in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WELCOME TO FACEBOOK; The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“With 21 million people following her on Facebook and 18 million on Twitter, pop singer Ariana Grande can’t personally chat with each… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember all of the 'me too' social networks built just to have a social feature Facebook and MySpace didn't have? I built… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I still feel there are much smarter self-promoters out there than me. I am very methodical about my messaging, and I know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
![“Nearly everybody gets twitterpated in the springtime. [. . . ] You begin to get weak in the knees. Your head's in a whirl. And then you feel light as a feather, and before you know it, you're walking on air. And then you know what? You're knocked for a loop, and you completely lose your head!” quote by Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/825/anonymous-1_air_nearly-everybody-gets-twitterpated-in-th_666520.jpg)
