“I’m two, and both keep their distance – Siamese twins that aren’t attached.” — Fernando Pessoa Copy Share Image
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage. -Santana [to Sam] — Glee Copy Share Image
It's hard to field the ball when you have both hands around your throat. — Gary Gaetti Copy Share Image
I couldn't care less if they [the media] say I'm pregnant with twins by my brother. — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
We'll run a lot of multiple sets - pro set, twin set, the box set, ... We'll run a lot of option… — John Welch Copy Share Image
You can't hit what you can't see; I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee! — Walter Johnson Copy Share Image
“Siamese twins have it great because one can jack off while the other talks dirty.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You know how they do that effect in movies, where they make it look like you have a twin, but it's really… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
We shot that in Morocco, and got out of the country at the beginning of July - and two months later came… — Eric Bana Copy Share Image
I had a dream that Britney Spears rubbed her breasts in my face and Jennifer Lopez gave me head while Salma Hayek… — Donald Fagen Copy Share Image
I know a lot of mainstream hip-hop people, have been listening to things like Aphex Twin for years. When somebody first played… — Justin Broadrick Copy Share Image
The mystery of light [and] the enigma of time form the twin pivots around which all my work revolves. In addition... my… — Clarence John Laughlin Copy Share Image
A hospital may spend several million dollars separating a pair of conjoined twins even though that separation is likely to leave them… — Alice Dreger Copy Share Image
After September, I've reflected on the campaign, and being a new father of twin boys, I really feel like I owe it… — Jeffrey O. Henley Copy Share Image
You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
In truth, “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close” isn't about Sept. 11. It's about the impulse to drain that day of its specificity… — Manohla Dargis Copy Share Image
God's irony, that in order to fight and defeat the threat of terrorism, we shall have to be clear about the principle… — Alan Keyes Copy Share Image
I don’t think I am like other people. I mean on some deep fundamental level. It’s not just being half a twin… — Jo Walton Copy Share Image
Equality is not possible. The pursuit of equality, however, people really love that. For some reason, people attach the most wonderful of… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Alfred Russel Wallace, the codiscoverer of the theory of natural selection. Following their twin announcements of the theory in 1858, both Darwin… — Julian Jaynes Copy Share Image
As we go forward in attempting to control bump drafting in those areas, there's going to be some very subjective calls being… — John Nelson Darby Copy Share Image
Can't stay long, Mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves-" "Oh, are you a prefect,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the only one to separate siamese twins.The only one to operate on babies while they were still in mother's womb, the… — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
Twins work really well in the industry because child labor laws dictate a baby, as an example, can only work for, like,… — Cole Sprouse Copy Share Image
I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me! — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I suppose being his twin made me understand Robin that much more easily. — Maurice Gibb Copy Share Image
Casey Blake (a former Minnesota Twin, now with the Indians) is a good friend of mine, I'd like to see the Indians… — Corey Koskie Copy Share Image
You can do things in twin scenes now you couldn't before. You can implement actual moving cameras. — Edward Norton Copy Share Image
I'm definitely partial to the "Twin Twist." I've always found that to be really fun. — Allison Grodner Copy Share Image
I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My hope is next year Terry and I can work out a contract. I have no problem with the Minnesota Twins. — Scott Boras Copy Share Image
Peaceful New Yorkers, pls refute the Ground Zero mosque plan if you believe catastrophic pain caused @ Twin Towers site is too… — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
“My hearts desired divine twins, My guardian angels, Jeremias-Jean Joachim Akita Lia-Lachelle Lisette Akita” — Lailah Gifty Akita Copy Share Image
“Being human makes us one. Be uniquely ourselves makes us individual." - Nancy S. Mure, Author of Unidentical Twins” — Nancy S. Mure Copy Share Image
Many of the most successful men I have known have never grown up. Youthfulness of spirit is the twin brother of optimism...… — B. C. Forbes Copy Share Image
If they be two, they are two so As stiff twin compasses are two, Thy soul the fixt foot, makes no show… — John Donne Copy Share Image
I had my twins via surrogacy, so I didn't have that experience of breastfeeding. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
When 'Legacies' picked up, we never really saw the history between both of the twins. — Danielle Rose Russell Copy Share Image
You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image