“I recovered from recovering so no longer celebrate not doing bad things to defend myself as good. I added new bad for good measure.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“If sensing so badly of yourself you also sense a need to knock the sense out of me to sense that, then I sense… — Brian Spellman Copy Share
“The jury returned with a verdict of "Don't ask me, I wasn't there," and was excused.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share
“I don't like peoples, only persons among peoples. I've developed an allergy against being outnumbered, a price for originality.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share
“I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share
“If ever there was a case deserving Capital Punishment, it's for this white lie.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share
“Self talk and self prayer: When you audible the first and correctly interpret, the white coats correct you in a nuthouse. When you audible… — Brian Spellman Copy Share
