Tweeted Quotes

Hopefully Andy Carroll has only tweeted his hamstring.

— Sam Allardyce

“Tweet others the way you want to be tweeted.”

— Germany Kent

I have never Twittered or Tweeted or even Chirped.

— P. J. O'Rourke

I get 'Hodor' tweeted at me a lot.

— Kristian Nairn

I have a Twitter account. I own my name, but I've never tweeted.

— Thomas Sadoski

I Tweeted Keri Hilson the other day and she actually wrote back! I was so excited.

— Kevin Durant

I tweeted how much I loved Maren Morris' songs. I didn't really see her seeing that tweet as a possibility, but she…

— JP Saxe

I tweeted that Tom Brady's politics are 'garbage,' which may have been hyperbolic.

— Josh Gondelman

I'm thinking of a presidential bid; currently indexing and cross-referencing everyone I've tweeted my junk to. 8x10s available.

— Christopher Titus

When scoops are just tweeted out, I think a lot of the context can be lost.

— Ed Henry

You know what freaks me out? Having your personal life live-tweeted so that everyone can make fun of you forever.

— Lucy DeCoutere

There is only so many times you can say, 'Trump tweeted something that was bad.' That is not a joke to me.

— Michelle Wolf

My mom cares that I tweeted a picture of my breakfast. She's knows I'm eating and I'm safe.

— Jack Dorsey

A majority of my YouTube friends I've made because I made a trip down to California and literally tweeted them saying, 'Hey!…

— Lilly Singh

This week Bill Clinton tweeted a photo of himself reading George W. Bush's new book '41.' Then George W. Bush responded to…

— Jimmy Fallon

I tweeted once that I was jealous of bands like All Time Low 'cause they get so many bras thrown at them.…

— Chrissy Costanza

I joined Twitter in 2009 and tweeted along which was amazing. It completely elevated my viewing of 'Big Brother' because to be…

— Davina McCall

I think it's important for me to question authority and question world leaders and question myself, question my algorithm, question if some…

— Chappell Roan

Donald Trump tweeted out to the world a quote allegedly from Senator Tom Coburn impugning my honesty. Within hours, Tom Coburn came…

— Ted Cruz

“You can stop panicking, Cletus. I have the berries.” “Oh, thank God.” Cletus held his chest and stumbled a step backward. “You…

— Penny Reid

I've never tweeted. 'Funny or Die' started my Twitter account for me, and so I don't even have the password or anything…

— Tig Notaro

My ex tweeted animals can't beat tanks Duh! Because he wrestled one of the boys on my team who's name is Emil…

— Anonymous

I sent a message to Drake telling him he should follow me on Instagram, then two minutes later someone tweeted at me…

— Alphonso Davies

[Sean] Spicer's message echoed what President Trump tweeted.The so-called angry crowds in home districts of some Republicans are actually, in numerous cases,…

— Chuck Todd

I haven't tweeted once in my life, but I'm sick of hearing about it already. What once may have been the cool…

— John Ridley

I've yet to use a cellphone, and I've never tweeted or entered Facebook. I try not to go online till my day's…

— Pico Iyer

It feels intimate and life affirming to me when someone tweets things that appear to just be insane thoughts they had and…

— Mira Gonzalez

I talk to my fan club members, and I blog, and they know what's going on. But as far as Twitter, I'll…

— Carrie Underwood

Once, Pee-wee Herman tweeted a photo of this guitar I made that's shaped like a slice of pizza, and it meant a…

— Andrew W.K

“In 2015, the writer Alex Blank Millard engaged in her own gender-swap experiment to highlight the misogynist nature of online abuse. Sick…

— Emma A. Jane

“All the bad publicity they brought down on us, yes, it came, and yes, it hurt us—for a day. That’s how long…

— Claire North

“And when I am finished for the day I go on great binges of information, skittering from one tidbit to the next,…

— Anonymous

“If somebody asks if you tweeted your penis and your answer is anything other than "No," you tweeted your penis.”

— Bill Maher

“If Paul Revere had been a modern day citizen, he wouldn't have ridden down Main Street. He would have tweeted.”

— Alec Ross

I tweeted that I wanted Little Mix's 'Touch' played at my funeral - I think that'd be a great song to send…

— Lewis Capaldi

There is a fine line between what you just tweeted and what you see in a big tits girl.

— Nikhil Saluja

If she skipped over that good morning text and tweeted before responding, you haven't got her yet.

— Nikhil Saluja

If I was 13 years old and Kurt Cobain tweeted me some advice or even just said hi, my whole world would…

— Mark Foster

Who cares what Donald Trump tweeted, you know, on some Thursday night, if we fix America's big problems?

— Paul Ryan

On 'Heathers the Musical,' we tweeted and filmed anything we wanted.

— Carrie Hope Fletcher