A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
To say, that Capt. Ingraham violated the rights of Turkey, is nonsense. — Gerrit Smith Copy Share Image
Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil, my brother like to masturbate with baby oil. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
“Turkeys are originally from North America. They actually originate from Mexico.” — John Brown Copy Share Image
Turkey is taking advantage of the war in order to thoroughly liquidate its internal foes, i.e., the indigenous Christians, without being thereby… — Talaat Pasha Copy Share Image
The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, "I don't need a pardon. I need… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Taking stock of 'Operation Iraqi Freedom' a decade later, the Financial Times concluded that the US won the war, Iran won the… — Joschka Fischer Copy Share Image
Christmas was the one time of year when my brothers surfaced at home, when my parents and grandparents congregated to eat my… — Amanda Lindhout Copy Share Image
Whether [Turkey] is a NATO country or not, it doesn't have the right to invade any other country according to the international… — Bashar al-Assad Copy Share Image
Gloucestershire police must be the envy of the human rights-abusing cop world. From Turkey to Indonesia they will say, 'Kidnapping peace protestors!… — Mark Thomas Copy Share Image
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and… — Shawn Johnson Copy Share Image
Greece is a sort of American vassal; the Netherlands is the country of American bases that grow like tulip bulbs; Cuba is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THANKSGIVING DAY. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys. In the island of Fiji they do… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Those truffled turkeys, of which the reputation and the price are still increasing, appear like beneficient stars, and make the eyes sparkle… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
The AXA and New York Life settlements are important building blocks not only toward seeking financial recovery for the losses resulting from… — Mark Geragos Copy Share Image
Peace is an Excellent Thing, and War is a great Misfortune. But there are Many things More valuable than Peace, and many… — Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston Copy Share Image
A connoisseur of gastronomy was congratulated on his appointment as a director of indirect contributions at Periguex: and, above all, in the… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
We've turned off all the lights in the living room to make hand shadows. We've got this big flashlight aimed at the… — Sonya Sones Copy Share Image
I need to eat before a workout. If I exercise in the morning, I'll have a little oatmeal, cereal, or a hard-boiled… — Ana Ortiz Copy Share Image
I confess that my stomach does not take to this style of cooking. I cannot accept calves sweetbreads swimming in a salty… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
unlike other countries, we're not skeptical at all when it comes to EU expansion. In fact, we are in favor of admitting… — Lech Kaczynski Copy Share Image
When the U.S. asks for the extradition of a terrorist, if Turkey doesn't have that individual on the terror list, what do… — Recep Tayyip Erdogan Copy Share Image
Every November, during the certain holiday people love so much, people take a dead turkey, open up the dead turkey’s ass, or… — Gary Yourofsky Copy Share Image
The world doesn't go around on love between men and women. Lovers get very little done. But friends do. When you are… — Marie Dressler Copy Share Image
First, educate yourself about what a vegan diet entails and why it is beneficial to your health. You need to understand and… — Gary Player Copy Share Image
Re: Robert Montgomery's Poems His writing bears the same relation to poetry which a Turkey carpet bears to a picture. There are… — Thomas B. Macaulay Copy Share Image
Even if nonpolluting power were feasible and abundant, the use of energy on a massive scale acts on society like a drug… — Ivan Illich Copy Share Image
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