This is how my week goes; Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing you on Tuesday is always a welcome relief that you didn't give in to your suicidal thoughts on Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If there ever was a day when ending life as we knew it seemed like an option, it would be a Tuesday.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When it comes to cleverness, I'm afraid that I was limited to alternate tuesdays...” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is how my week goes. Mooooooooooooonday, Tuuuuuuuesday, Weeeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuursday, FridaySaturdaySunday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you do not worship God seven days a week, you do not worship Him on one day a week. There is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Howard was almost as fond of this hall as he was of his own shop. The Brownies used it on Tuesdays, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hate mondays, annoy tuesdays, ignore wednesdays, smile thursdays, love fridays, enjoy saturdays, damn sundays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People say Fat Tuesday is like Christmas for alcoholics. That's ridiculous, everybody knows Christmas is Christmas for alcoholics. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On Tuesday, when it hails and snows, The feeling on me grows and grows That hardly anybody knows If those are these… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When you don’t have any reason to think of days as weekdays or weekends, you start to realize that all days are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will love you forever" swears the poet. I find this easy to swear too. "I will love you at 4:15 pm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fat Tuesday? You guys are such jerks. Tuesday just has a thyroid problem. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tuesday, I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What goes better with Fat Tuesday than marijuana? Nothing! Get the munchies and smash. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fat Tuesday? I feel fat every day of the week...Today is nothing special. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
