We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub. — Mary McCarthy Copy Share Image
Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line? — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Given a thimbleful of [dramatic] facts we rush to make generalizations as large as a tub. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so… — Minnie Pearl Copy Share Image
You feel better in the short run when you have a tub of ice cream, but in the long run, you don't. — Meredith Vieira Copy Share Image
Imagine a hot tub for the mind. That is what meditation is; it can bathe your mind in relaxing thoughts. — Eknath Easwaran Copy Share Image
Great sex is not a pleasant soak in the tub, with the scented candle burning. Great sex is more like a bomb… — Amy Bloom Copy Share Image
It's being a grown up, which I never figured out how to do, scrubbing the tub, and remembering to eat and shampoo… — Elizabeth Wurtzel Copy Share Image
If you're in a company, you're dancing from 9 a.m. till 7 in the evening, and then you go home and get… — Neve Campbell Copy Share Image
Where I live in Oklahoma, it's all ranchers. My friends are all cowboys and pretty rough guys. If I had a hot… — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
Do you know who is ready to go with the presidential campaign? Jeb Bush. Jeb already has plans to end the war… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Seamen have a custom, when they meet a whale, to fling him out an empty tub by way of amusement, to divert… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
When the water of a place is bad it is safest to drink none that has not been filtered through either the… — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
“What's the deal with putting animal feet on tubs? It's like insisting that all pianos should have tails, or dinner tables should… — James Lileks Copy Share Image
The snow has left the cottage top; The thatch moss grows in brighter green; And eaves in quick succession drop, Where grinning… — John Clare Copy Share Image
Oh definitely. It'll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be… — Jason Sudeikis Copy Share Image
I've been an ambassador of goodwill all over the world, spreading this message, did we do heal the world, treaty of all… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
Do you think I haven't noticed? You can't wait to be free of me. I drink and then you bolt up, as… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
Western doctors are like poor plumbers. They treat a splashing tub by cleaning up the water. These plumbers are extremely apt at… — Denis Parsons Burkitt Copy Share Image
I have developed a rash on my body where the rough cloth rubs on my skin. I wanted to take a bath,… — Karen Cushman Copy Share Image
Memory is a funny thing. It tricks you into believing that you've forgotten important moments, and then when you're raking your brain… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
“No more tubs for me." I jumped off the bed and pulled on a pair of Pack sweats. "They make me lose… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
When I was 14, a camp counselor explained what "eating out" was and I vowed to never have it done to me.… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“These reasonings will furnish us with an adequate definition of a true critic: that he is a discoverer and collector of writers’… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
He leaned her back against the tub, setting her head on the edge, then washed her shoulders. "I know I left you… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
Darwin seems to lose out with the public primarily when his supporters force him into a mano-a-mano Thunderdome death match against the… — Steve Sailer Copy Share Image
Okay. how about that time when you smoked all that weed that you thought was laced with something? You fell into the… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
I've got huge tubs full of X-Files memorobilia that I can sell on eBay. — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
Unlike some older brothers, I never set him on fire, or cut off an arm or leg, or drowned him in the… — John Elder Robison Copy Share Image
Seducing him in the tub smelling of vinegar was out of the question. There had to be some boundaries. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The main thing is to not cut yourself and bleed to death in the tub. — Frankie Andreu Copy Share Image
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