I'm very much a stand-up comedian in my heart. That's really what I do. Now I'm trying to incorporate all of the… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I punished myself and avoided my reflection in mirrors and any windows. I would see myself reflected back, and I would look… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I don't want to bring myself down to place where there are hard and fast rules. In general I try to be… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think comedy is an angry art form; it's an outsider art form. Anger and comedy are really connected. If I'm angry… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
And if the problem [with contraception] is promiscuity, then why does the immense popularity of Viagra go unchecked? Doesn't it make more… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
It's hard to find peace with your thighs, but when they chafe, try to be grateful for them. Your thighs let you… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Try to have a good day today, wherever you are, whatever you do, whoever is near, if no one is near. Try… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
As a child, I had a lot of older gay men taking care of me. There's a trust there. I feel like little girls… — Margaret Cho Copy Share
I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't… — Margaret Cho Copy Share
I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution. — Margaret Cho Copy Share
That we are selfish gives us the opportunity to gain the power so that, in time, we might be selfless. To give back what… — Margaret Cho Copy Share
Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests? — Margaret Cho Copy Share
I think that failure is just as important as success. In a way, failure is a kind of success if you can look at… — Margaret Cho Copy Share
I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh. — Margaret Cho Copy Share
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. — Margaret Cho Copy Share
Something as important as marriage equality, which is now a constitutional right [in the USA], is something that cannot be denied. It's also very… — Margaret Cho Copy Share
It's not the best between my family and me. There are so many crimes left unpunished, debts unpaid, white elephants in the middle of… — Margaret Cho Copy Share
It's okay for you to have relationships, but it's not okay to talk about them. It's not okay to be out or to be… — Margaret Cho Copy Share
My attitude toward peace does not depend on which war we are discussing. I think that words should do the work of bombs. — Margaret Cho Copy Share
![“And if the problem [with contraception] is promiscuity, then why does the immense popularity of Viagra go unchecked? Doesn't it make more sense to leave the bullets out of the gun than to try to avoid being shot? Especially when the gun is an old musket, and you have to clean it out and tamp down…” quote by Margaret Cho](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b40/margaret-cho-1136_birth_and-if-the-problem-with-contraception-is_1482364.jpg)
