Try Time Quotes by Magnus Pyke

If it squirms, it's biology; if it stinks, it's chemistry; if it doesn't work, it's physics; and if you can't understand it, it's mathematics.

— Magnus Pyke

“If it squirms, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics. And if you can't understand it, it's mathamatics.”

— Magnus Pyke

Meat is a status dish in which the sizzle counts for more than the nutritional worth.

— Magnus Pyke

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time.

— Magnus Pyke